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Maine really is scraping the bottom of the barrel to get it's two letter abbreviation.

MA Massachusetts
MI Michigan
MN Minnesota

Okay I guess ME

Anyway, Maine Senator Angus King is a stupid ass fence sitter anyway.

@maybeacrook.bsky.social

Steve. Steve. I died. I might have a reałly delicate emotional state right now but I died laughing.

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There's a commercial that was like yaaaas you have main character energy, girl!

And I'm like oh no the ad men don't understand the internet.

Everyone is really angry and if everyone was as angry at me as they are at these senators I would crawl in a hole and die for being such a shit stain on the world so maybe they could do that instead?

Ffs, Jerry.

Daaammmnnn. Like I spend like $60 on a hair cut but it's a once a year thing.

How does Vaseline make money if this jar lasts for 100 years?

Hey maybe we have outgrown the need of the senate, a patronizing house of Lords anyway.

Get rid of it and add 100 more congressional seats to the house.

It just kinda feels like everything is too much and people aren't helping, they make more work.

It's so much laundry too.

Have you seen the state of untidiness around this house???

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

Imma gonna go watch the documentary about her again.

It would have been better to simply cave on day one than do this. how can you ask anyone to suffer through a shutdown ever again, if you can deliver *nothing*?

I watched Sound of Music and that was nice when the Captain was like "I love my country and take apathy towards nazis seriously".

Then they were like "we'll pay you to be a nazi!" and he was like "fuck off I'm taking my singing family and my new (young) wife to Switzerland"

And there's puppets.

Tbh you did do your best by having three degrees from the same college.

This is why you should only have one team.

Just make sure it has real welts and not plastic heels. Stacked leather.

Also ones you wear socks with because men not wearing socks is so sluty. I do not want to see ankles.

Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations

We should name all girls Mary, Margaret, Elizabeth as their legal names again and just use all their nick names.

Bring Peggy back.

I want to meet a small Elizabeth named Birdie.

I was so excited to use it and I told everyone to try it.

They should be proud. It helped people. I hope they keep the information so maybe we can have it back again.

If I was a resident in Grey's Anatomy, I would not have sex with any local stranger for two weeks prior to a new set of surgical interns coming in.

Why is this still a plot point after 22 yearssssss?

Is this 1000 ways to die in the west?

Sir, would they not let you in your kitchen with this pie?

Data from the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities: Over 2/3 of SNAP recipients are children (42%), or elderly/disabled (26%).

PSC experts @pamherd.bsky.social and Luke Shaefer @umfordschool.bsky.social help us understand the consequences of blocking SNAP benefits, which mostly go to children or disabled elderly adults.

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A yellow lab in a red stroller

Dog in box.

He likes to ride in it.

I need an ebike so we can ride further out.

I remembered we keep murdering people in the ocean for fishing.

How is the rest of the world just not completely fed up with us?

You will never know how many times your life was saved because someone did their job.

Public service is a noble thing that isn't just police and fire and soldiers.

You're alive because of a meat inspector, a drug reviewer, and all the administrators that make the work possible.

Thinking about how the United States did not have a thalidomide outbreak like Europe did because a woman in the FDA did her job and questioned the corporate drug testing and stopped it from being out on the market and damaging and killing people.

These people save lives.

For people who say there will be an accounting at the end, they sure don't act like it.

Maybe one day we will hear the incredible stories of brave people in the 2020s who made loud and quiet stands against hate and get to learn that courage is something we can all do, we just have to have it when our moment comes.