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He wouldn't even want to show up to the game. You'd disturb his slumber.

Taylor Trammell's two-run home run (3)

Taylor Trammell launches a two-run home run to right field, increasing the Astros' lead over the Yankees to 5-2 in the 10th

Jose altuve in a white Astros uniform

Also damn looks baller, Jose.

They are so bad.

That means he has to buy the next spaghetti cake.

@ghostesq.bsky.social

This man just lost a dang primary of his own party. Go home.

Which is not in the city!!

Why is he only this deranged on the weekend when @emmavigeland.bsky.social isnt working?

Who is this old man talking to?

It snot a real crab orchard. It just evolved to have similar features as a true crab orchard.

We need North Central and South Central to be more used words.

Midwest is a stupid name.

"Last night a child went hungry, while you, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, ate turkey and cheese sandwich. How dare you."

I'm going to Silsbee for a birthday party so I'm trying to convince them to move to civilization.

Make nuns reporters.

But they are married to God. He has an agenda. There's a whole book.

Yeah I still think it's the best option.

AT&T seems to just have all this people from 2007 who switched over so they could get an iPhone.

Get. A. Lab.

They are sweet babies and you can just buy a good $400 vacuum.

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a man wearing an aluminum foil hat is holding a book Alt: a man wearing an aluminum foil hat is holding a book

I'm kinda convinced there's a signal blocker at Glade Street and Holleman Drive. It's a dead zone right there for no reason.

Heyyyy yeah that how it be. I almost gave Samsung $900 to buy the new flip because it's a $2200 phone but with a t-mobile plan that's way more expensive than the one I'm on they would drop the price!

Yeah no I'll just stay in the old one until they make you move.

But whyyyy do people have any sound coming out of their phones in waiting rooms?

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Paw Patrol - SNL

Dogs should not be doing city operations unless it is a dog universe like bluey.

Paw patrol has real humans in it youtu.be/pBFIqRSsixE?...

Such a pretty kitty!

White women have the "what if I domesticated this wild animal?" gene.

You'll feel that when you realize how big prehistoric cattle, Aurochs, were. They were like bison sized and had huge long horns.

"but what if I could pet it?"

Humans milked horses first!! Ate them too. They were cows out on the eastern Asian stepoe lol.

The they were like "woah. They run fast, what if I rode one lol"

The people were like "what if we made them bigger...

Horses are baller. youtu.be/kwrMk-3OTWU?...

What a pretty baby.

Someone figure out the R+ and D+ values of the 1836 Tejas boundaries.

"Well it's actually looking at a blueberry shaped word like Raspberry or strawberry and counting Rs"

MFER DID YOU JUST SAY "BLUEBERRY SHAPED WORD"?

Just don't use it? Like for real. Just don't use this. There's better tools.

I'd say their own brain is a useful tool but I have doubts now.

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social is chat gpt telling teachers that it's a good idea for them to use it? It seems like people have let this stupid thing convince them it's functional.

You're a Gedrgaian now anyway.