Mallory Langston

Drop an old person that you’re going to turn into in the future.

Important? dunno. Adorable? Yes. Tiger and Socks have been snuggling.

He does the cutest thing when I hold him up to give him kisses. He stiff-arms my mouth with both front paws like "ABSOLUTELY NO LITTLE FOREHEAD KISSES!" 😊

Socks is thriving. ❤️

GET UP HERE NOW.

Or...orrrrrrr... come be my Bentonville neighbor 🥹. I'm always home, so you just bring me that beebee any time.

I bet it would freeze wonderfully. Treat both yourself and future Jen.

I don't know, but I think I just might be the luckiest human on Earth.

I release you from the bounds of "serving sizes." Fly free, my beautiful butterfly.

They are both absolutely smitten with him. Here he is napping with Elfo.

Little stripey Socks kitty snoozing sweetly.

This photo of Socks is only for those who stand with trans kids and the families who love them. You will always be safe with my family and me. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

Socks is still very, very, exceptionally cute. Just in case you need him.

I can do better, Liz. I won't, but I can. Promise. 🥳

Socks went to the vet this morning, but he's too wittle for anything other than the tiniest dose of dewormer (just in case). 😊 Vet said he's not confident in determining sex right now, but I'm fairly certain there's a tiny little coin purse there. Enjoy this cuteness:

We had severe weather Sunday and Monday, so I'm guessing Mama dropped him in the back of the truck for safety. 🥺

I'm fairly certain it's a boy, but we'll confirm with the vet tomorrow morning.

Louise is still very good at this orphan kitten stuff.

Of all the things I thought I wanted to achieve in life, this is actually so much better. 😁

Wooooook at dis

Tiny little stripey kitten held in one hand

Ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiit 😁

The guys working on our pool concrete found this in their truck, and I could not get outside fast enough to volunteer as CDS tribute.

This feels like a safe space to admit that I also hate those greasy little salt circles. Thank you for your courage.

Elfo, all grown up, but still just a smol little loaf of a black cat.

Not as tiny, but still itty. My littlest boy. 😊

Happy International Elfo Day to all who observe. May your Churu flow in abundance. Elfo be with you.

Wittle bitty black kitten with one yucky eye getting pets from small human hand.

Wittle bitty black kitten getting investigatory head sniffs from large black pupper on brown leather sofa.

Wittle bitty black kitten standing on veterinary table looking absolutely fucking ridiculous in the best possible way.

Big black pupper #2 gazing up from wittle bitty black kitten lying between pupper's front paws. Her eyes say, "Dis mine?"

One year ago today, the tiniest little smudge of a baby kitten poked his head out from under some leftover metal roofing panels in my driveway. He immediately became our Elfo.

ChatGPT Is Everywhere — Why Aren't We Talking About Its Environmental Costs? One estimate found that a single ChatGPT search uses 10 times the energy of a normal Google search.

I struggle with the reporting on ChatGPT in education because it often confirms society’s negative bias against young people—oh no, this generation is unsaveable!—when it’s possible to just educate people to be less credulous about it. which is why I wrote this: so teachers could print and assign it

Well, I've been consistently supplementing Vitamin D for a few years now (doctor's orders) and have also been aging, and lord help me, if you start talking to me, I'm gonna TAWLCK. Could be the D.

I'm so sorry, friend. It's been such a joy to see her sweet face. You loved her so very well, and I know she felt every bit of it. ❤️

She's always been kind to me, but I also fully support a woman's right to hold a grudge.

Hootenanny. Final answer.

Me, wearing a red light definitely not a serial killer mask. You're totally safe. Not a demon.

Went to look out the front window and was standing there for a bit before realizing that my neighbors might be a bit unsettled by the sight of the Jason Voorhees illuminated hell spawn gazing down from the second story. Whoopsiedoodle.

I did! I promise! 😁