Mallory Langston

Shout out to every attorney who's had to read their own words back in court transcript form. (BTW, yeah, intelligent, thoughtful people speak like this because they're THINKING while talking, and not just saying the same stupid shit again and again.)

Yes, it's a joke, but boy, howdy, this nails how I feel about the deep sense of security in what you know and what you don't that comes with education + experience in your field. The absolute ease with which I can joyfully say, "Hell if I know. That's none of my business."

"I love mess."--Marie Kondo and me

As a horror super fan, I was about to comment on the Mia Farrow of it all, until I read the second pic. 😁 You already knew this, but you nailed it.

Right!? I'm honestly impressed by the audacity. 😁

I'm operating under the assumption that she's not licensed, or at least not in this jurisdiction. But it sure seems like she wants this judge to know her credentials.

This is SO WEIRD. Why is she signing this shit? "This is pro se, but I need you to know I, his very important law prof mommy, wrote it, so he'll win." We all thinking she did all his homework and threatened legal action against teachers who pushed back, eh? This is how we got here.

I assume you're posting these from beyond the grave because your heart burst. 🥹

"Everything is gambling now": How betting is taking over America Gambling culture is enveloping American sports, politics, media and trading.

As I've said many times, this is an awful thing that we are doing to ourselves for no discernible reason.

I don't know if y'all remember the way they marketed Ricky Martin, but his videos were extreeeemely, overtly hetero. Anyway, seeing those men grinding by that truck in the same performance that Ricky sang to us entirely in Spanish healed something in my 41-yo soul. We're not going back. Love wins.

This is a good explainer.

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The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.

Turn your living room into a VIP-only nightclub that serves all of her favorite treats and plays all her favorite music.

Washington’s Corruption Has Created Another Humanitarian Crisis in Puerto Rico The island’s earthquakes are its latest man-made disaster.

If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugh.

I read the “SAVE Act” (the GOP’s new voter suppression bill) so you don’t have to. This is my one page summary. Jesus it’s bad. 1/

THEY DID IT. EVERY SENATE DEMOCRAT just voted on an amendment to DEFUND ICE (rescind the BBB slush fund that keeps ICE open during a shutdown.) This amendment failed, but it shows broad support! KEEP CALLING and make it a demand to vote for the DHS funding bill!!

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Georgia Fort's is chilling, and it's being overshadowed by the equally chilling arrest of Don Lemon.

A GoFundMe is being set up for Fort. In the meantime, you can support her work directly – without paying massive fundraising platform fees – through her website:

www.georgiafort.com/support

Doomers should read more history. Reading about some of the darkest chapters in US history may sound depressing, but it gave me so many examples of ordinary people fighting for what's right despite horrendous odds.

Let’s try this one in foreign correspondent voice:

State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official

Y'all, it matters that journalists are being arrested on US soil for existing as journalists. Remember when we told y'all fascist regimes look a particular way. This is that.

ICE Storm: Understanding Recent Immigration Attacks Wednesday February 4 12 PT/ 3 ET Panelists include NCLR President Imani Rupert-Gordon, VP of Legal Shannon Minter, Senior Staff Attorney Amy Whelan, Director of Community Justice and Access Ming Wong, Director of Hogar {Home} Noemi Calonje and Hogar {Home} Of Counsel Cara Jobson.

This Wed. Feb. 4th at 12 p.m. PT, join us for a virtual briefing with NCLR's immigration legal experts to learn more about how ICE attacks are impacting the LGBTQ community, the legal landscape, how we should understand these attacks and what lawyers & others can do to help.

I’m taking this CFA grudge with me to the grave, baby. Also, I’m so happy to see you here! 🥹

Several years ago, I bought a box of leather offcuts from a furniture company and MANY pieces would have been plenty large enough to make a beautiful wood and leather panel “FUCK ICE” sign. That’s your search term: “leather offcuts.” Just in case anyone is feeling crafty…

More than a week before his crucifixion by Roman law enforcement, Jesus of Nazareth infuriated other authorities as he overturned vendor tables at the temple farmers market and cursed at an innocent fig tree causing it to wither, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.

Tom Homan and the Case of the Missing Fifty Thousand Lawmakers and ordinary citizens have to keep asking about the bag of cash, or accept an executive branch without any accountability.

www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

I need everyone to see the video that radicalized me. The video I talked about in the Atlantic interview.

There's a world of difference between a short king and a little bitch.

(Please add this to the encyclopedia of mean skeets about Bovino.)