Monkey D. Holty

Because you’re mean to them 🤷🤷🤷

This is Bryan. Once a week, he takes a shelter pup on a New York City adventure in his ‘Adopt Me’ backpack, hoping someone will fall in love. He films their big day out, and almost every dog he’s featured has found a forever home. [📹 madmax_fluffyroad]

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Politically I'm here.

Good morning

I call my congressman almost daily, well, most of the weekdays anyways

Yupp

has anybody gotten confirmation yet from Mike Johnson that he hasn't seen the post?

Yes

I laughed hysterically for a minute, called my dad, so did he. Monumental fuck up doesn’t even begin to describe this. This dumbass, just cooked himself with his own party AND the NRA! 🤣🤣🤣

a man in a suit and tie stands with his hand on his hip ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands with his hand on his hip

The way I laughed when I read, “This youth”

We are far less grateful for what they allowed!

Can’t wait to watch Gritty on the front lines, leading the Froggo battalion to glorious victory over the regime. 🍿

That shit will in fact, be lit!

Of the people, for the people, by the people. A-fucking-men, and damn right all the power to the people!

That being said, I almost feel sorry for those who can’t value friendship over their own misguided entitlement to female attention. Must be lonely having no friends AND rejecting friendships because they won’t fuck you. Incels 🤷 can’t make them make sense.

Or that a friendship doesn’t always stay that way. Men have no patience, get fixated on, and can’t let go of their emotions. They say Helen of Troy was the face that launched 1000 ships, but it wasn’t. It was two horny men, fighting over her, that led to a 10 year war. Her face? Nah, it was 2 dicks.

Literally have had this convo with my wife not long ago

Phenomenally put! Hear the lamentations of their loved ones, may it be music to thine ears!

But… it is creepy

No lies detected.

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I love a Dilute Calico! We have had a pretty little lady named Byrd for 12 years now! Here she is with her best friend and brother, Parker!

I’m here for this

Image of Bruce Willis climbing through the air vents in the first Die Hard movie. A classic Christmas movie to be watched every year.

Ah yes, the traditional seasonal greeting must be joyously exchanged with all who celebrate!

Yippie-Ki-Yay motherfucker

One of my favorite responses so far

Anyone still supporting him, just ain’t good people. Clearer everyday.

Facts

Ew, my wife and I were one of the few cis monogamous couples where we used to live. It made us a hotter commodity than the world’s only unicorn. It did boost our confidence though 🤷‍♂️😂

Things I never knew I needed

Tells you how much I’ve paid attention, been fun picking it back up!

I realize it’s been a real long time, but when the fuck did Krillin get hair? This feels like an attack on my childhood #DragonBallSuper

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