Grimace

Eric Bischoff giving a run down of social media engagement was painful, let alone the entire idea of the grift that group will work towards.

First convention of the year is coming up real fast ! Can’t wait to hang out with my friends !

Invite Ron Pearlman to the stage.

Wearing a suit because of decorum is wearing a costume. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

54 miles away they found rabies in a bat.

I heard: 54 miles away they found Randys with a bat.

Contrary to the Internet (which usually is never wrong), I am NOT writing for Mike Flanagan's DARK TOWER.

When Ant-man becomes giant he would just become less dense., sixty feet tall weighs 200 pounds. #changemymind

Not all solutions are solved with punches.

Palm strikes are easier for many and can be more effective.

In case anyone is wondering: yeah. I'm getting stuff from inside now. Working on two stories. Update shortly.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

The new “thanks Obama”

I updated my LinkedIn profile.

Feels gross, and unauthentic to me.

The people that define themselves as in charge like it though.

I would speak my mind, but it would just ruin future opportunities.

Start off a new profile memorably

That is most likely not Rasputin‘s member on display, but rather an elaborately disguised horse penis.