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@off-cybertruck.bsky.social

i'm just a non-bulletproof boi on the run from muskrat's twitter Deplorean and *Fire On Sight* are my two favorite nicknames that are definitely real profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social

4,765 Followers  |  6,763 Following  |  3,055 Posts  |  Joined: 04.12.2024  |  1.9587

Latest posts by off-cybertruck.bsky.social on Bluesky

sheev why

23.11.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nice!

23.11.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looked in the mirror and had an acid reflux

22.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when in doubt i blame mr beast

22.11.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: We interview the guy with the #1 Venus Flytrap License Plate - Triangle Blog Blog A group civics blog covering town council, education, transportation, and recreation in Chapel Hill and Carrboro, NC.

everything is awful but I have one of the world’s greatest license plates ever made triangleblogblog.com/2024/09/04/e...

21.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

does anyone else get the creeps when they think about grammarly

22.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is a pretty cool project, i like the graph and how you can get a sense of themes quickly, even if you don't know the songs

i searched "light" and "lights" and the results came out really different. so maybe some feature to toggle whether the exact word would be searched or variations of it

22.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

21.11.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1216    πŸ” 864    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 118

when he reaches a trillion, we should fire him into the sun along with everything he owns

21.11.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok but do you know what a flex it would be if China selected you and your baby for monitoring

"oh this baby is one of the cutest in the country, their mom is the most competent, let us use them for data collection... hey look they're watching bluey now, i love this show"

21.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should create a rate my professors but for roommates and they actually shouldn't do it because it would quickly go the way of that "background check my date" app and we will go back to the old school method of stalking each others instagram before move-in

21.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I saw a Cybertruck with a trailer hitch. It was adorable, kind of like seeing a small child with a toy cell phone pretending to have a conversation.

21.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1010    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 9

The month the Cybertruck was released I immediately saw two of them in my part of the city, always driven by the same two guys. I was shocked. "People are actually buying this thing!"

Almost two years later, I have never seen a third.

21.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 387    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 8

are we as a society gonna talk a bit more about that whole "punishable by death" spiel or nah

21.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stopping in the middle of the stairs should be illegal. in this essay i will explain that when i am elected governor of bluesky...

20.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

valid

20.11.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok fine

20.11.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i meant my post getting 20 likes

20.11.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey guys if this gets 20 likes i'm changing my name to this

20.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

did he just say that Ukraine and Russia are Democrat-created scams and witch hunts lol

20.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

20.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6784    πŸ” 1485    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 83

someone sent me this and lol she couldn't name anything unique about the Cybertruck because all its unique features are bad

19.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person holding a red light saber in the dark . Alt: a person holding a red light saber walks toward someone in the dark .

yas just tell me where

19.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm getting border patrol ads, should i apply but list my qualifications as "i was bubba and i know how long"

19.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There needs to be a honest Christmas album for once about wanting a lot and hating your family

19.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

fwiw i like how a lot of the headlines said "in reversal of tone/message" so everyone can remember that there's literally no reason to have been against the release in the first place unless it was incriminating

18.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

strung chezes

18.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she never even asked me smh

18.11.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i meet all the qualifications for this job i think

18.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

or at least the original bottle that says "holy water" on it

18.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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