sad bug

rubbing my little legs together

swimming around in a big pool of tears

waiter? i'd like the soup. no spoon necessary

got too high got sad

had to confirm on this one. the bidiots (bug idiots) are common :/

bfuck (bug fuck)

don't be rude

i want attention. for my looks. without asking. from my boyfriend

always sad when lonely

@slaypussyhat.gay bbirthday (bug birthday) wishes my friend

🫶

no i really can

sad because boyfriend is not awake

bgirlfriend (bug girlfriend)

snug

stoned bug

a bhaiku (bug haiku)

going in river for phone

have homework due

throwing phone in river

hello coach finstock i hate to tell you this but you have mislabeled the character in the image in your alt text; that is waluigi

i think the critical difference is that you are a complete stranger to me, and you're considering the person asking in the theoretical to be a friend. consider it this way; you are walking down the street. a stranger grabs your arm and asks, "why are you so sad?" tell me now, how you might feel

probably the worst thing about twitter was all of it. i wish i had never created old underscore lotion

& the worst part is, i don't feel like i can tell anyone

that's a really personal question. would you want someone to ask you this

bhi (bug hi)

i was actively outside when i posted it. please don't tell me how to live

bi (bug i) don't bcare (bug care) what you think babout (bug about) me

bbugging (bug bugging) out a little

probably my favorite public transit behavior is when people push aggressively towards the doors on a crowded vehicle :) even though most of the car is getting off :) and if they'd been patient maybe they wouldn't have stepped on me :)