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@chiplips.bsky.social

Chicago middle aged man, immigrant from chile. I have a husband, good taste for martinis and a cpap. 🌈🍸🇨🇱👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 Psss… I have an alt @, ask if you want it 🤫😜

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Latest posts by chiplips.bsky.social on Bluesky

Having to open the vacation suitcase and start doing laundry is a form of trauma.

21.09.2025 16:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Random stuff

02.09.2025 03:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m a supporter of said adventure

28.08.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fuck you internet and your fucking mind games!

28.08.2025 23:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So, first time at sonic

27.08.2025 23:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Some Friday afternoon drawings

28.07.2025 19:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just so you know, if I’m eating cherries from a bag and I eat a perfectly ripe cherry, I stop eating them afraid the next one will not be that good.

24.07.2025 03:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve been thinking a lot lately about that kid video of him trying to run melting cheese in a chocolate fountain machine… did he give up too soon?

13.07.2025 14:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been watching those @vhsdates videos on IG and you know what, I’d have found love in the 80’s, I surely would have been marry to Richard now, but I would have become besties whit Stacy, who is into hairy man that don’t drive a sedan and are not afraid of love.

27.06.2025 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My life is basically a daily war between buying dessert for after dinner and fresh bread for tomorrow’s breakfast… and then devouring both in the car before I even unlock my front door.

20.06.2025 18:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a land called Passive-aggressiveness and I am their queen

Happy Thursday everyone

12.06.2025 11:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Cum in the Jonathan Adler rug” is a lifestyle

04.06.2025 13:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This scene is everything

04.06.2025 03:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud " ALT: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "

When the young driver parallel parked blocking 2 spots.

02.06.2025 22:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The anxiety is strong today. Yikes

27.05.2025 21:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Somebody had to say it. Same here, what a hump day!

15.05.2025 01:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Is dress up day at work.

14.05.2025 14:15 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But if the shoes have harnesses, will my socks have jockstraps?

14.05.2025 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This shoe is ready for IML

13.05.2025 21:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lights off

13.05.2025 10:58 — 👍 2204    🔁 171    💬 18    📌 12

*”Is He”

12.05.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is him gay and flirty or it’s just a super nice straight guy?

12.05.2025 15:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

… but the Vikings

12.05.2025 13:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh boy, I came to the office today to get some things done and nobody is around. I feel like I dressed up for nothing.

12.05.2025 13:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations, they grow so fast!!

07.05.2025 17:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Regarding Lady Gaga concert in Brasil. Here my favorite pictures.
Kudos to the grindr plane add (Emergency, send more tops)

06.05.2025 16:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The container store is the second best place in the world, after Costco.

03.05.2025 17:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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