Hot Girls

Me: *putting my pills between my lips*

Hey babe, want to lady and the tramp my antidepressants?

Alas, to be the woodland hag foraging various ingredients and creating lore for the nearby villages

Yes

Hot girls love pissing and shitting and cumming

Can confirm

Don't ask me what happened, idk, it's been life event after life event and idk how I ended up here but glad I have my partner.

Oh I also had covid last week ✌️🤪

So, to recap my last month, I made a Charlie Kirk posted that got me fired, my car broke down, then my bf asked me to move in, my dog died, then I started the move, started one job immediately, got hired at 3 other places, but today I just got the green light for a job to start making big girl money

Has anyone used a waterbottle as an enema before please raise your hand?

Everything is falling apart so my bf took me on a ministaycation, but I get home and now I'm at the emergency vet with my baby :(

Shout out to all of us low-level employees getting shitcanned for *checks notes* having an unsavory opinion of Charlie Kirk

Do you think Groypers are mad that the Left keeps getting credit for their shit

Funny side note: I'm seeing someone and they have notes for me so I asked him to read it and he said it has 3 things: my birthday, the fact that I really want to try soup dumplings, and that I'm into bdsm 💀

On a side note if anyone has any connects to lawyers I'm a little nervous I'm going to be stalked at this point.

For being the party of free speech, it's really interesting to start a harassment campaign against me for saying "rest in piss, gender neutral bathroom incoming"

It's just a slide down the slimy cow tongue

One thing about me, I'm never backing down when it comes to my politics.

Made some posts on fb that stirred up the locals and they sent an angry email to my boss. We'll see what happens lmfaoooo got a talking to today suggesting taking my page down and I have no plans on doing so. So we'll see, but I'm confident in my ability to survive, so we'll see.

Rest in piss Chuck

It's so true

He doesn't ask for the discount either, he tries to pay and they refuse

Please brag about it actually

Tbh if I have a funeral on Halloween and everybody isn't dressed up including me I'm canceling it

They're field puppies and will lick you to death with their bumpy arm of a tongue

What happened to free speech?

Real

I know you mentioned a while back you were working on it and it's clearly working, you got this bb💕

Those abs 👀 I see you

Embarrassing fact about me, I spent a few years assuming smh meant "smell my hand" until I finally looked it up. Why it never occurred to me to do so before, good question, but I just thought y'all were weird.

Platonic cuddling is truly healing

Killing myself rn and writing you a love letter with my blood