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@deadflowerdotexe.bsky.social

Trans femme | she/her 27 year old and somehow an elder queer I'm just your local genderfuck Venmo: @boodergirl

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Unfortunately I dont lmaoo

10.02.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude the one thing I hate about having roommates is i can't cook at 3 am while basting some reggaeton in my underwear fml

10.02.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Im pretty sure that bad bunny is bigger than daddy Yankee ever was and that makes me happy..

10.02.2026 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Card Selection for Secret Lair: Quentin Tarantino Leads Players to Speculate Something is Afoot | Commander's Herald Sporting cards hand picked by the silver screen giant himself, as well as an entirely new to the game design, this drop seems poised to wiggle the piggies of players lucky enough to snag one in the co...

very pleased to report my shitposting is reaching new heights :3

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13.01.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
Panel 1: Shen is pointing at you and saying "I'll PROVE to you that Santa ISN'T REAL," with a smug/mischievous expression.

Panel 2: Shen has written a letter and is holding an envelope to put it in. The letter says "Dear Santa, for this christmas all I want is an ASSKICKING." Shen says "Heh." looking at it.

Panel 3: Shen is sleeping peacefully in his house with the door closed behind him. He's got a generic landscape painting hanging on the wall.

Panel 4: The door behind him pops open, with Saint Nick himself now standing in the doorway in a wide stance, and a few snowflakes flying in. Shen's eyes likewise pop open.

Panel 1: Shen is pointing at you and saying "I'll PROVE to you that Santa ISN'T REAL," with a smug/mischievous expression. Panel 2: Shen has written a letter and is holding an envelope to put it in. The letter says "Dear Santa, for this christmas all I want is an ASSKICKING." Shen says "Heh." looking at it. Panel 3: Shen is sleeping peacefully in his house with the door closed behind him. He's got a generic landscape painting hanging on the wall. Panel 4: The door behind him pops open, with Saint Nick himself now standing in the doorway in a wide stance, and a few snowflakes flying in. Shen's eyes likewise pop open.

24.12.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9482    πŸ” 1586    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 13

hey guys it's truck time

25.12.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats sick!!

24.12.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really want an snes tho its gonna be the next console I get

24.12.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for understanding

24.12.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I respect the old classics tho

24.12.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Counter argument i get to see my gf do this:

24.12.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im sorry but the ps2 is the best gaming system conceived by mankind, fight me.

24.12.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the silver linings

03.12.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

I got slurs that jingle jangle jingle

02.12.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we would all benefit from this..

02.12.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right???

30.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you she's been playing fallout new vegas and honestly its been so fucking funny to watch

30.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Shocking ik highly recommend

29.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proud to announce that after almost three years I have finally got my girlfriend to lock in and play a video game for more than an hour on her own volition...

This is a win for gamers everywhere

29.11.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just like me fr fr

29.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's
Nap
Time
Bitch
The real eepy heads know..

29.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

getting bottom surgery for my car*

*installing a trailer hitch

29.11.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Hop to it magic the gathering card

Hop to it magic the gathering card

Hey we saw you from across the bar and we are looking for a third (to cosplay these buddies)

29.11.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I swear to god if I have to get up to pee one more time im going secede from my body and become the terminator

28.11.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg i need to read his horror so bad!!

28.11.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should have fallen down the Chuck Tingle rabbit hole sooner...

This shits healing

28.11.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Need this for my charcuterie board

18.11.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

6 and 7 belong together dont let these lolligagers tell you different

18.11.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so the magic crowd cares about what's going on in sex work and censorship: pornhub wants to ban "mommy domme" stuff, and how fucking clunky is "elesh norn, step-mother of machines" like

16.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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