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Getting experience in a salon or home hairdressing would be best but as this is #TheArchers Oliver will hopefully swoop in.

11.02.2026 10:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It can’t be that dissimilar to mobile dog grooming vans. Chelsea would certainly have the drive to make it work #TheArchers

10.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

That version of Febreze IS Febreze as far am I’m concerned #TheArchers

10.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

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If any one can do it Chelsea can.
All she needs is money to get going.
We don't have bank managers these days do we.
#TheArchers

10.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Reds, vitamin C and cocaine #TheArchers

10.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Presumably waste water is stored and has to be disposed of carefully #TheArchers

10.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

What do you do about water and drainage in a mobile hairdressing van? All those chemicals ending up in the Am.

#TheArchers

10.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s what I’m beginning to think #TheArchers

10.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got to be Chardonnay #TheArchers

10.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chelsea could call it The Mane Attraction #TheArchers

10.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Wild guess E #TheArchers

10.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

👋 Hi Casey

10.02.2026 08:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Josh was told on Sunday. Brian not revealing anything yet.

#TheArchers

10.02.2026 07:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We still don’t know if it was full or empty #TheArchers

09.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wonder how long they’ll keep us guessing #TheArchers

09.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Weren’t the bottles of Chardonnay being given out as a New Year thing to customers of the Bull? #TheArchers

09.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

fry from futurama is eating a sandwich in a diner . ALT: fry from futurama is eating a sandwich in a diner .

Didn't we all love the dramatic juxtaposition between the bacon sandwich and the green goddess pita?

#TheArchers

09.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Him remembering that it was her.

#TheArchers

09.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe he’s remembering and it was Amber that did it. #TheArchers

09.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Adam and Josh licking their wounds together when neither inherits #TheArchers

09.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I see her more in a cow suit #TheArchers

09.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a colleague who thought you ought to drink a pint every time you fed. The baby slept well.

09.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

09.02.2026 08:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Only* 30 acres and a cottage. Such bad luck #TheArchers

08.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Josh has definitely got the arse over Esme #TheArchers

08.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guessing C #TheArchers

08.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Burnt pizza at Brookfield #TheArchers

08.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d really like the recipe with the *special* ingredient #TheArchers

08.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s vile #TheArchers

07.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP

07.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 604 🔁 116 💬 10 📌 8

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