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I mean, that thing was a meatball’s meatball

LATEST FLASHPOINT NEWS INVESTIGATORY BULLETIN: newly unearthed audio catches 6 year old Zohran Mamdani incorrectly calling spaghetti “piscetty” in latest assault on Italian culture

Perhaps Newsom should have spent less time chumming around with authoritarian buffoons on his podcast and more time preparing and strategizing for the entirely predicable thing that is happening in his state right now.

Nancy was a fabulous organist, a tremendous wit, and a wonderful friend to me. Her beloved husband of 60 years, Bill, was also so kind and her biggest fan. She lived a hell of a life and I will miss her. ❤️❤️❤️

Cue up “Master of the House” ♥️

Torgo hangs out with a much less evil crowd

♫ Cybertruck, cybertruck
Bunch of recalls because they suck
Get it wet, watch it rust
Lock the doors, then combust
Look out
Here comes the cybertruck ♪

a cartoon of a dinosaur that says `` me grimlock so hard right now '' ALT: a cartoon of a dinosaur that says `` me grimlock so hard right now ''

Kike’ is back! The team is whole again! And yes, that means I couldn’t give less of a fuck if Kershaw comes back or not

Who doesn’t think of Idris Elba during sex

“I told you so” does not help. “Are you ready to do something about it?” does.

Any time I get annoyed seeing yet another Kelce brothers commercial I try to remind myself that it could be worse, it could be the Manning bros instead, and then I don’t feel quite so bad.

Please, please, please give spinal decompression a look. I tell everyone with disc issues to look into it and, if possible, to give it a try. It’s non-surgical and it completely changed my life. I had two herniated discs plagued me for ten years. Decompression gave me my life back, no exaggeration.

Wolf. Credit unkown

This guy was living in a $27,500 a month apartment in the same building as Taylor Swift, and he now lives on Central Park, and is out on the street complaining about congestion pricing.

Shit. This really sucks. RIP The Vivienne. You’ll be sorely missed

Just had flashbacks to architecture school

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

Oof, it felt bad enough exiling Vargas to the ChiSox, sending Lux there would would hurt like the ending of Old Yeller

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can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you

Hahahahahahahaha

Less than 300 top surgeries for kids per year. In a population that already is significantly less than 2% of the US.

Trans people didn't raise the price of your insulin. Trans people didn't increase your rent. Trans people didn't cut your social security.

But I know who did. And so do you.

Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

"Appalling": Anthem health insurance drops plan to only cover anesthesia with time limit during surgeries

Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield on Thursday dropped a controversial change to its coverage after widespread backlash. The health insurance giant had previously announced it would stop paying for patients’ anesthesia for the full length of surgeries if the procedure went over an allotted time limit.

Let’s be real; it’s only a matter of time before someone digs up this guy’s old DM’s and he gets cancelled

Boy TV shows are named “Crunch”, the guy’s name is John Crunch, he’s the biggest man we could find, and he kicks people who threaten his daughter

Girl TV shows are named “The Worst Good Hurt”, it’s 6 women with secrets and unrealistic wigs who would never hang out in real life

Because the below skeet went viral here, and people are arguing over it, I'm going to share some more info about it from a thread I did at the other place. I really need to just do an article about it but haven't done that yet. Until then, I hope readers find this thread useful. 🧵