Simon Egleton

Everyone has an opinion on how to load a dishwasher.

I'm angry AF that Jon Stewart, with all the lunacy going down in the world, chose to spend time joking about this sad scenario of an abandoned macaque, clinging onto a toy the zookeepers gave him for company. #jonstewart #asshole #thedailyshow

Happening Now: A snowball fight is taking place at Washington Square Park in New York City

Also, forgot to write, Hazel Cills too, nice vibe between you two and *great* music choices. Thanks!

I think that this is one of those End Times moments

Arthur Tress
Flood Dream, Ocean City, N.Y.
1971 #smolbean

‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Want! My FedEx account # is...

"Muh Umm, where's Dad? I need him to fix something, it's like totally urgent!"
"Sweetie he's out in his microbus playing his music, to take a break from us lot. Yes, really!"

Neither of them knew Morse Code, which is absurd given the best way to communicate long distance was via CW.

Had the Labour party been reading Private Eye in 2009, when business columnist Slicker was already laying out the peculiar Mandelson-Epstein connection, they would have known exactly what they were dealing with.

➡️ Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnCe...

I miss LIFE magazine. The exhibit of some of the images are at an exhibition at the Staley Wise Gallery in Manhattan until Feb 20th. Includes a rare "blep" from Grace Kelly!

YouTube video by ebrattlof Rocket Launch

50 ft Class A iceboat, 100 years old, 900 sq ft of sail, up on the Hudson River at Kingston, NY. Hope they can get her out right now this year, with so much ice.
youtu.be/dzf-jeKhk4Q?...

The 35 Off Broadway shows you have to see this spring New plays and musicals, classic revivals, returning hits and more

My brother (David Cale)'s new show The Unknown makes the list, no surprise!
www.timeout.com/newyork/thea...

Hi Nancy!

The upside of following vintage recording studio webpages: exhibit A
Bobby Gentry session for "Ode to Billy Joe"

I've often thought these modern twin engined jets are bland, but Lufthansa are painting their A321ceo ones in their seventies livery, and I love the look.

Noooooo!

Sam Waterston and Charlotte Rampling in James Salter’s Three, 1969. #smolbeans

Denmark, our NATO ally that Trump has threatened with war to take part of its country, has provided $12 billion in aid to Ukraine since Russia invaded—3% of its GDP.

The equivalent for the U.S. would be nearly $1 trillion, five times as much as we’ve actually anted up.

Okay, it's happening, you know what to do...

Willy Ronis
French, 1910–2009
Django Reinhardt, playing to his son Babik
February 19, 1945
Avenue Frochot, Paris
#smolbean

A real, brave leader speaks #hero

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