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#promosky for moots

🗣️ yapping
🛌 napping
👏 clapping (cheeks)
📝 3am niche topic research
🔮 pondering my orb
📡 watching reruns
🍘 making a little snack
☎️ calling your mom
🦹‍♀️ petty theft
✨ pretty theft
🚫 spreading misinformation
💥 creating consternation
🤝 sharing memes
🐧 i am just a little guy

i baked a loaf of bread today 🍞

you look smoochable #nye #newyears

u are helpful and i like u

honk honk

club empty and im so lonely

im trying to be petty

how do i see if i am mutuals with you fools on this app #moots

in this case i advocate surrender

i will pray for you in jokerless run victory

pumpkin seed who

large peen actions

those who post in all caps are
my theological counterparts
my enemies
my oppositties

i am proud of you

this is heresy

*brain fluff*

how..... how did you learn how to read

(im asking with no attitude)

learning is for the weak
strong require no learning

they're just like me fr

i narrated a whole ass audiobook today

death before dishonor

this is heresy

this is heresy

glad to help

your mom never leaves me on read

this is heresy

bring back myspace fave 5

9 days x 1 hour before bed x an extremely conservative 2 pages per minute = 1080 pages

this is heresy