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THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

thank you to everyone out protesting today!!

So my university has a tradition dating back to 1876 where every student who earns a degree gets their name etched in the sidewalk on campus. They've finally caught up to my name!

Look my dislike ( I won't go so far as hatred) of Gilmore girls is entirely based on the fact that it was my sister's favorite show when she was in high school and I was in middle school and so I hated it out of principle, like any good little brother

Business. Don't ask me to write it out with autocorrect. I will spell it wrong

👀👀👀👀👀👀 Napoleonic wars info dump time?

They can smell fear

I LOVE THIS

One to many relationships existing because someone 12 years ago didn't know what they were doing when they made my product database are going to be the end of me

My sister's opinion on this is it's parents being celebratory after their kids go back to school from summer break 😂

I'm outside sitting on the back porch with the dog and someone about 2 blocks away is practicing trumpet and was at one point very clearly playing can't help falling in love with you by Elvis. Odd choice of an activity to do at 10:15 on a Friday but it was nice to listen to

I need photos and an explanation of how you did it when it's done. I've been DYING to do an album wall or a poster wall in my office and have no idea how to accomplish it

I just need you to know my favorite thing in life right now is to screenshot your posts about this and send them to my only other friend who is obsessed with it and just see what she says 😂

I am BEGGING you go listen their burst and decay acoustic albums. The newest one, burst and decay volume III might be the single greatest acoustic pop punk album I've ever heard

What all is on the sandwich? 👀

BUT WHAT IF THEY THINK I'M CLINGY AND DESPERATE

Just some photos from the post month. No particular reason

I have been on bluesky for how long? And JUST now learned about custom feeds. Oh my God I love this

The neighborhood next to mine growing up was all Robin hood characters

NOOOOO NOT A NORRIS DNF

Texas gets the right amount of snow in that we get like one snow a year just heavy enough to close everything down for a day or two. I miss that. Here in Arkansas we get 2-3 snows a year that last longer than 3 days and it's just too much

I will NEVER have one of these. By late October I will be complaining that the high is only 70

Happy birthday Nicole!!!

But it's a bear! It's job is to give hugs and be happy! That's not hard!!!

WHY DOES THE BEAR LOOK SO SAD?!

I did NOT need to know this. I keep being tempted but do I really want it? I already have so many subscriptions 😭

I would to help with this but good lord getting up at 8am on Sunday for a race is so hard