All Hallows’ Steve

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Just quickly... would you mind answering one final question? Would you recommend SH.UK to a family member or friend? Yes, I would recommend SH.UK (if appropriate). No, I would not recommend the service.

Would I recommend my sexual health clinic to my family members?

Well, no, probably not, for various reasons.

The Y chromosome has outgrown its use.

It takes some fucking brass neck for the political right to implement ruinous austerity for 14 years and then turn around and say "the reason public services are shite is because there are too many immigrants using them." Fuck off into the sun.

Oh, yes! Nice

Facetious

More of this across the board from politicians please. You can disagree with @zackpolanski.bsky.social and the @greenparty.org.uk on issues, but you have to admit they are the only ones actually taking the rhetoric, fully and uncompromisingly, on immigration back from Reform.

Seems a fair response

Once again the worst thing about cycling into work was other cyclists.

Sweetcorn
Requiem for a Dream
Yellow

Evergreen post

Timeline cleanse!

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

Just in time for Hallowe’en.

She’s also got great politics. I’ve always had a massive crush on her. Might have to watch this thing now. Is it a celeb special?

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

If only we knew what sorts of emissions significantly contribute to people needing to use inhalers, maybe we could find a way to fight this environmental menace.

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

every headline after 2022 that mentions the Queen should be legally have to have "(no not that one)" after it

Photo of Keir Starmer with the headline “Starmer government not doing anything to help UK citizens”

Fixed that for you

This is so incredibly dumb even if you believe there’s going to be an election in 2 years.

There Will be Bollocks

Even I can’t explain my username.

Must be really slumming it if the hotels they’re staying in don’t even have a laundry service.

"It's Thatcherism on steroids - this is incredible, cutting and slashing public expenditure, doing all the things he's done….. That's leadership... He is amazing." Nigel Farage "[Milei] is the 'chainsaw-wielding, bushy-sideburned wild man of Hayekian free-market thinking'. He hailed Milei for giving Argentina 'the economic medicine it needs' through drastic spending cuts." Boris Johnson "Britain needs shock therapy. A Milei-style approach would mean radical surgery. First: stop the bleeding. Slash wasteful public spending. Shut down unproductive agencies and quangos... We need to aim for a primary [surplus." Jacob Rees-Mogg "Milei is the template." Kemi Badenoch "Javier Milei rightly tells the elite [at the] awful WEF the facts of life - socialism and state intervention tends to make people poorer." Richard Tice

As Argentina’s economy starts to rapidly unravel, let’s never forget the comments by our own politicians.

Ta.

I’ve also never seen Dirty Dancing.
Or Titanic.

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This shit is the mad note. I’ve never tried crack cocaine but I’m sure it’s got nothing on this stuff.

Number of replies to important emails I expected today: 7

Number of replies to important emails I received today: 2