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@jaywallace1.bsky.social

Aspiring Writer. I like Poetry, Vaporwave, Weird Fiction, Weird Movies and Motorcycles. https://www.youtube.com/user/snowcapfilms https://www.tumblr.com/jaywallace1

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A violent, hairy Dashcon.

11.08.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No cat would.

11.08.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ready for Monday!

11.08.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the explanations for how Evil Dead 2 is remake instead of a sequel ignore how the funniest / most in character possible option is that Ash just went back to the cabin a second time.

10.08.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1245    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

tiny domino Telecommunications Act of 1996 big domino American warring states period

10.08.2025 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Sister Souljah moment was the not the reason Clinton won in '92. It was Ross Perot taking a huge chunk of Bush's voters. If any Democrat wants my fucking vote, the first thing out of their mouth I want to hear is Fuck Clinton and Fuck Carville.

11.08.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"LinkedIn posters do not have actual jobs" is a variant of a belief I've had for years: "Anyone who claims they're pragmatic is not pragmatic at all."

10.08.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's so deranged how rich business owners have demanded for decades that they be called "job creators" despite the fact that every single person i know has experienced a rich guy buying out an existing business and firing everyone and usually completely bankrupting it before cashing out and leaving

10.08.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7115    ๐Ÿ” 1515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

10.08.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18733    ๐Ÿ” 3978    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 378    ๐Ÿ“Œ 386

"If the government gave every American a free ratchet set and Phillips head screwdriver, Home Depot would be out of business within seconds."

I nominate @drewmagary.bsky.social for President.

10.08.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case anyone ever says boycotts don't work or that they have to be hyper-centralized to have an impact.

10.08.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and silver Royal Enfield Hunter 350, in front of corn. Look at that corn. It's so green. The greenest corn you ever see this time of year. 



CORN.

A black and silver Royal Enfield Hunter 350, in front of corn. Look at that corn. It's so green. The greenest corn you ever see this time of year. CORN.

A black and silver Royal Enfield Hunter 350, in front of a rural post office. A tiny, tan brick building, two big windows out front with a blue tint. The sky above is overcast. 



CORN BRO.

A black and silver Royal Enfield Hunter 350, in front of a rural post office. A tiny, tan brick building, two big windows out front with a blue tint. The sky above is overcast. CORN BRO.

A black and silver Royal Enfield Hunter 350, parked in front of a huge, imposing rural high school. The school is a light brown/taupe, a grey sidewalk framed by two patches of green grass, the Hunter between the white stripes of the crosswalk.



(Thank God it was Sunday because the kids would've razzed me if they saw me almost drop this thing when I parked it.)



Thought I was gonna say CORN, didn't you?

A black and silver Royal Enfield Hunter 350, parked in front of a huge, imposing rural high school. The school is a light brown/taupe, a grey sidewalk framed by two patches of green grass, the Hunter between the white stripes of the crosswalk. (Thank God it was Sunday because the kids would've razzed me if they saw me almost drop this thing when I parked it.) Thought I was gonna say CORN, didn't you?

Let the Hunter out.

10.08.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the latest ChatGPT update included new safety features to try to prevent the chatbot from driving users insane. And the users are furious about this!

10.08.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

In the pre-internet era, this was just getting addicted to booze and cocaine, and it was possibly better mentally than loosing their shit on the computer.

10.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what is the purpose of this car other than make the whole train look less awkward? Is it a baggage car, a B-Unit, or is it just a random car with cat ears on it?

10.08.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Last Days of DL&W MU Cars, Part I: 22 August 1984
YouTube video by EDO Trains The Last Days of DL&W MU Cars, Part I: 22 August 1984

Thinking about the Lackawanna Railroad's "Wickerliners"...

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZJ...

10.08.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH (dir. Roger Corman)

10.08.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Oleada - A Submission Platform A submission platform for small presses and magazines.

Rare poetry window. We will publish four of these poetry EPs/zines/microchaps next year. More if we can swing it but we have the means, for now, to say four. Knock us out!

oleada.io/publication/...

10.08.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Art history is such a beautiful example because that major, specifically, was a favorite target of 2010s STEMlords

10.08.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The full Sturgeon Moon rises behind the Statue of Liberty in New York City, Saturday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork #statueofliberty #fullmoon #moon #SturgeonMoon

10.08.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
blue car driving through a ravine with a waterfall

blue car driving through a ravine with a waterfall

rage racer / psx
namco, 1996

10.08.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the most common experience of being an artist in any capacity is doing a lot of work seriously and rigorously for years and learning to be ok with it not finding an audience. this is like the inverse of that in every way

09.08.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 645    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

right-wing movements often have a sort of needy, demanding "mom says you have to play with me" element to them โ€“ see the conflation of people not wanting you around with 'being silenced' โ€“ and the AI people definitely have it pretty bad

09.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 558    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless

09.08.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2030    ๐Ÿ” 354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I remember seeing "Premium Rush" in theaters and Michael Shannon goes out similarly at the end, but he was shot in the head, not stabbed.

09.08.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in May 2021 I posted on twitter about a journey I'd undertaken to find a tree that I can see from our bedroom window. I've decided to post it verbatim on here as lots of people really enjoyed it. So, here it isโ€ฆ

09.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 646    ๐Ÿ” 192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

Sorry, but if your sole contribution to the discourse is blaming the left for everything, you're just a fascist. It's not complicated.

09.08.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tape Speed Keyboard
YouTube video by Japhy Riddle Tape Speed Keyboard

need this so bad

09.08.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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French CBC Radio on a Saturday afternoon remains undefeated

09.08.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

long maintained that the cultural ideas of "upsetting truths" and "facts over feelings" has tricked a lot of people into thinking: if it's upsetting, it's true, and if it's a feeling, it's not a fact

09.08.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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