max

i don’t remember his mouth being a bull’s head. there must be a rift in the space time continuum

there are questions you could ask at moments like these that would have profound effects on the man’s cardiovascular system

imagining the equivalent of those Pakistani elementary school graduation videos happening at the school #10 sorting hat

Thats a long way from Munich

The crazy thing is that back then they *did* trust one another to encounter other ideas, even if they did so in order to reject them. Now they’re afraid to even do that.

Now we know that Collins privately refers to Sen. Ossoff as "Jew Ossoff."

it has to end soon

it just has to

fuckin finally

That 92 DNC video was a classic

Every time i see that specific portrait i think of crusty old Dave mustaine

געגועים לפופאי

במקום די רחוק, שנקרא לו מסמיה, מתחבא כריך שהוא בית "סנדוויץ' פופאי" של פונדק ורדה האכיל דורות של חיילים בדרכם דרומה. הוא העניק להם עוד כמה דקות של בית לפני הצבא. לכם הוא יכול להזכיר את החטאים הקולינריים שאתם מתגעגעים אליהם

האמת היא שברוב המקרים שנתקלתי במנה בשם הזה הייתי בפריפריה, או בצפון או בדרום.

כנראה שהמקור הוא פונדק בצומת מסמיה אבל זה בטח לא המקום היחיד שבו משתמשים בשם הזה. בכל מקרה, כריך מצוין, גם במסמיה וגם בכל מקום אחר שאכלתי אותו

שנייה אז איך זה קרה שאנחנו קוראים לחביתה עם תרד ועשבי תיבול חביתת פופאי?

the us market ds and sm have coraline button eyes

weight based road tax now

parking structures will collapse and roads will turn to rubble

only value it had for me is that it kind of primed me for what frat hazing would be like (another top five-er for sure)

high school lacrosse ranks somewhere in the top 15

poo warner football is easily one of the top five sources of repressed trauma and i only did thee years of it

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

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there was a point around when he was elected that these allusions dropped out of his vocabulary. I wonder what changes to his speechwriter bullpen caused that

please please I can only DW-wistfully-looking-through-the-fence at so many countries at once

did you wanna call it corruption or what

Oh right I have a new sack

but that’s no solution

am I just going to be this pissed off forever now? Is that what we get?

wait this person is literally an american expat?

“I wonder”

shut the fuck up

also makes me crazy when podcasters are like “yeah wow [ concept ] is all over my twitter/instagram feed right now“

did You think that was organic

unauthorized too