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It must be so fucking fun to be an opinion columnist. It must feel incredible. "I was today years old when i realized Johnny cash is cool" and I make a million dollars a year

"the grownups in the room are adulting right now you babies"

The way i get stronger is every week I take 5lbs off the bar from the week before. Every week I try to add a minute to my mile time. I used to bench two plates, now i barely can move the bar. But what's important is I'm still showing up to the gym every day

A picture of a liberal talking out of their ass

I don't know why this is labeled as adult content

A picture of a liberal talking out of their ass

"AIs are subhuman": wrong, incorrect, misses the point, saying so only humanizes them

"people with AI avatars are subhuman": true, correct, what's wrong with them, why are they like that

Get his ass

Songsterr has a slightly jankier UI but much less bloated with ads and scripts

Kenny is going to have to retire to be his full time caretaker

they're going to have to put kota ibushi down like a horse

I've been into bush since he did 9/11

Call me a 5%er then

God forbid women have hobbies

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

Ok so I'm thinking carbonara is the framework, bacon and sausage crumbles ror pancetta, sauteed diced onions peppers and tomatoes like a western omlette, then french toast batter is your egg and cream

Grits is already American breakfast polenta

It should be like getting a CDL, you gotta take a test to qualify

Buckingham Nicks? I’m too busy Suckingtham Tits

Vasectomy, it was nuts

I bet

I remember hearing that for 8 years about Obama

Its an easy way to hydrate

Pretty sure Paolo Baldini is a session guy. I basically only know his name from watching bass YouTubers and all i can remember about him is he plays a steinberger

Kash Patel wearing the corniest Christmas camo punisher skull sweatshirt with his own podcast advertised on the sleeve, wearing his own merch hat too and another behind him, in front of an American flag challenge coin holder that also contains stickers for his podcast

buster bluth in fatigues with arms full of stuffed animals. "these are my awards, mother. from army."

>not a veteran
>wall full of challenge coins

Reichel dolezal has me howling

Its not 1990 I'm not running DOS i don't need to organize shit

Turn that mf off and live life

Made some friends, got some pussy

Go outside