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Jelqing scientifically, 52 sets of lengthened partials on the dick. Not leaving any gains on the table

Taking a cue from the bang bang gang and carrying cardboard circles with all my mutuals pfps everywhere i go so no one thinks i don't love the homies

Hornyposting Pythagoras be like "she a² on my b² til I c²"

My beautiful elderly cat

This disgusting bitch just cut the most rancid fart on my fucking bed while I'm trying to eat Doritos and watch wrestling

Nigel talking about how when Gabe Kidd was in a hospital he saw someone drink their own urine and I shouted "I'M SUBSCRIBED TO THAT WEBSITE TOO" and now I have to watch the rest of the show on a laptop in my car because this Dave and Busters doesn't believe in freedom of speech.

Feels like Okada/Omega is an acurate portrayal of hitting middle age: you're able to do what you did before but it's way harder and you suffer 8 injuries in the process and you look like you're dying.

I tend to be a "boo the heels cheer the faces" sort of fan but even during the two year long heel run i still wanted Adam to win. I never wanted to see him "get his comeuppance" i wanted to see him get out of the dark place. And I think lots of AEW fans felt the same way

Hell yeah it's all because I wore the shirt

And New! Let's fuckin go! Leaves IS plants!

Swerve bringing back the ol Defy entrance and I’m so here for it #AEW

Big Justice just hit a spear. AEW counter programing Goldberg's retirement match. That move will get no pop now later tonight.

Machinehead made sense as a theme last year because Bush is British and they were in the UK. They should be using like, a ZZ Top song this year 🤼‍♂️

Imagine the NJPW match announcer saying “Big Boom AJ” 🤼

I just need the touch of a woman

Or a dommy mommy gf who makes me wear it

Call it the vast deferens the way my nuts are hanging in this heat

Need a sub gf to wear the majority report collar

Scaring the hoes, leftistly

Clipse tiny desk concert: finally my mom can enjoy the beat on Grindin' that got me in school suspension because I couldn't stop tapping it with my knuckles and pen on the desk

Not my ass taking a selfie in the yellow egoless door

This is the future maoists want

Tony Cheng Seafood restaurant

I can't carry loose pickles around in my fanny pack in this heat!

Too late I ate already

Why you want some?

A cigarette and some pussy that looks like this

DC day trip today, gonna hit the national gallery, then thinking Bonkers Chinese Burger for dinner before dropping the godfather off at Dulles

Pulled pork sandwich, mac and cheese, pickles and onions, diet coke from 2fifty Texas bbq in DC

Thanks @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com for the recommendation, 2fifty was legit

Nooooooooo