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it’s sorcery 🤣 i’ve seen her do it and i still can’t process it! her name is alexandria masse she makes a lot of tiktoks but she also has a youtube!

that always happens to me if i haven’t crocheted in a bit 😭 i follow a fiber artist who somehow! magically! crochets by holding her yarn AND hook in the same hand it’s wild

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they’ll be even cuter with lil angry cat yoongi faces 🤭

i did like….10 in one day and around 5 the next and my hand HURT 🤣

Jin being born baseline very handsome but deciding he will be goofily handsome in his real life and only mind-boggingly handsome for pay is one of my favorite things about him

the yoongerine pattern is forever ingrained in my mind now LOL

thank you 🤭

i have made 20 yoongerines and used almost all my orange yarn 🤭 now they just need faces & stems/leaves!

agust d in his d-day rosemont fit with the pearl necklaces and he's a cat because of course he is

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🤭 mysteriously this fic has gotten more popular over time! & it has one of my favorite moodboards i’ve ever done 💜

in which case he can currently thrust only one other member but one day maybe he’ll be able to do closer to two at a time 👀🤣

i don’t think he does based on the shape of his ass tbh but IF HE DID i’d say he’s in his baby gains phase of the movement and does around 155lb 🤣 if he put his mind to it he could easily increase to a couple of plates, maybe 225lb

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maybe i need to watch some curling this year 🤣

i saw a video of a curler just yelling CURL!!! and i think that word would sound so beautiful with a korean accent, like when le sserafim has “girl” in their lyrics it scratches my brain so pleasantly

my vibe-based thread is bringing me all sorts of factual knowledge 🤣

in my fully non expert opinion: tae, yoongi, jungkook

tbh i don’t think i realized there was a difference between figure skating and ice dance LOL

i did read about downhill skiers needing to be heavier after i wrote this 🤣

i was sad to not put bobsled on here, i always thought that was a cool one as a kid! 🤭

he was definitely the trickiest!! which is wild bc i’m a nj bias so usually i have 47297391 thoughts on him. i just worry for his safety so at least he’d have padding on in hockey 🤣

PLEASE 🤣🤣🤣

part of his training would be containing his shrieks once he hits the air 🤣

1000%! i made a handout for our adopters about decompression and basically says “imagine you were put in a box and released somewhere with a new roommate, new smells, & you had no idea where the bathroom was, you’d be confused too!” 🤣

again PSA that i know effectively nothing about these sports & this is just for the vibes 🤣

jk: i feel torn between skeleton (he likes the name and the speed and the adrenaline rush) & slope style snowboarding (more fun tricks/creativity, also adrenaline rush, he likes the sensation of flying) so maybe he’d be a rare multi sport olympian 🤣

th: curling; he loves life’s oddities and this sport is so utterly baffling to someone that knows nothing about it. he’s here to promote the curling agenda & will defend it until his last breath.

jm: of course he’s figure skating; i do think he’d love paired skating bc jm seems to like being in a team the most to me. the detail, the musicality, the beautiful strength, it’s just the most obvious choice for him.

hs: speed skating, power and grace in a sport. i think he’d love learning how to precisely move his body to shave tiny bits of time off his PR. plus imagine him in that suit 🤭