Kristan Higgins

A Democratic president would never cut off food for children. MAGAts are cheering for their dear leader. This is the difference between them and compassionate humans.

Every day, I open the news and hope to see a huge headline. A big beautiful headline that brings so much joy I will literally dance in the street.

Visited Iceland last week. What a beautiful country! No homelessness, no litter, all clean and green energy, citizens who speak 3 or 4 languages on average, fantastic roads, friendly people, low crime. Another example of the Nordic model working for its people. Make America more like that, please.

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After today's comback, I am becoming an Eagles fan.

NIKKI PAYNE has a new book out today! One of my favorite authors! I just ordered it from @lovestruckbooks.bsky.social to have it personalized, so @nikkipaynebooks.bsky.social, if you put a smooch on the title page, I would not be disappointed.

Charlie Kirk: "I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."

Hm.

Hint: the problem is not Tom Hanks.

My daughter and I are going to Iceland in October, and we're practicing some phrases. "Thank you. Please. Do you speak English? We're sorry. We voted for Kamala. How hard is it to become a citizen here?"

The other day, I couldn't get the lid off my coconut ice cream, and if this isn't a sign of the end of days, I don't know what is.

DC is indeed a hell-hole, but not for the reasons Trump thinks it is.

Quitters. And clearly not Americans.

James, you're doing it wrong. I put on Dateline and fall right to sleep. It's soothing to know it could be worse.

I was wavering, but this sold me.

Maybe today will be the day. Here's hoping!

Back when civility was a thing… I think this whole administration is about Trump never being one of the cool kids. His tantrum has never stopped.

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If anyone in Scotland is feeling heroic today…

Dump Towers.

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Thank you, Queer Eye, for making me believe in people again. Nicole's episode in Vegas…

The allegedly pro-military administration broke into the home of a US veteran, pepper-sprayed him and ignored his proof of citizenship. Held him for 3 days. He grew up in Ventura City. Served his country. Apparently, ICE didn't like his look.

This is not patriotism. This is fascism.

That's why I left.

Anyone who could ever think Sesame Street was bad for children has a dark and ugly soul. A person who might be on the Jeffrey Epstein list, for example. A person who's made sexual remarks about his own daughter.

"We do not care if watching crime documentaries is weird. We do not want celebrity gossip. We wanna know why Donna Sue offed her husband in El Paso in 1985." - Melani Sanders, Founder, the We Do Not Care Club.

@datelinenbc.bsky.social well understands the minds of women of a certain age.

Any American who fears democratic socialism has never been to Denmark (or any Scandinavian country). Free healthcare, free higher education, happy people. This "we're number one!" attitude in the US pretty much says you haven't been abroad and don't read.

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Tip for authors: leave your manuscript open so it's the first thing you see on your computer each day. It makes procrastinating a bit more hard.

As America melts, literally and figuratively, I can't help but popping in to say happy Juneteenth. Here's to better days ahead.

The entire world mourned with the United States after Sandy Hook. Today, my heart is with Austria after its deadly school shooting. That these types of attacks have become common is unspeakably sad.

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We are all Elon Musk's five-year-old.