Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
12.02.2026 04:24 β π 5287 π 951 π¬ 65 π 31
After Careful Thought, I Have Decided That Our Ship Actually Is Being Attacked by the Kraken
For a long time I resisted the idea that the multiple tentacles tearing at the thin wooden planks of our vessel represented some kind of 'sea monster' threat. But when the facts change, I change my mind.
25.01.2026 19:11 β π 959 π 162 π¬ 22 π 7
hey i skimmed your post and saw some words i recognize. anyway here's my opinion on what i imagine you said
08.09.2024 20:03 β π 1279 π 304 π¬ 12 π 33
Who could have *possibly* seen coming that besmirching 'purity tests' would result in the whole country getting dysentery??
06.01.2026 04:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family
Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/
03.01.2026 16:00 β π 1481 π 100 π¬ 10 π 13
Burn results tree to go through how quickly it starts, what it smells like, how soon it goes out, and what residue it leaves. The real alchemy.
Just hanging out burning things, like one does.
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02.01.2026 14:52 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
100% agree, and Ill take it further to say that good stories have a logic and rhythm to them... anticipating what comes next should be possible. If it isn't, the storytelling values surprise too highly and relies on random coincidence.
02.01.2026 14:23 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0
Bad stories spend their whole time trying to shock and surprise you.
Good stories build connections and anticipation, grounding you in moments and characters and building momentum for the huge scenes. That "predictability" is the sign that they are good.
02.01.2026 14:27 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
The @merriam-webster.com dictionary.
02.01.2026 04:14 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
big red dot labeled 'point' and a line labeled 'you' that curves away so as to miss it.
02.01.2026 03:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yeah, that wasnt an option for me because tech's advanced and people want those of us who werent alive to skip straight to knowing all the modern stuff and telling you that you don't need to learn the foundation. that is my complaint here. Sorry you don't understand the passage of time works ig
02.01.2026 03:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
straight up not true. windows is a system that people will have more often been shown in their life and *comes preinstalled* I had to smother windows in its sleep (and it fought me on that) so I could switch. Linux's whole point is you can make it exactly how you want. That is the opposite of newbie
02.01.2026 03:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Part of my point was that I should not have needed to have taken a class to have that base knowledge to begin with. But sence you brought up generations first, my gen often gets told to "figure it out" while being activly deprived of the means to do that.
02.01.2026 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
If I had not already known how a command line worked (which I learned in a class) I would have exploded in frustration. The context is pointing out people forget you are not born knowing the basics of their fields and so its harder for you to learn them cause the resources are not there.
02.01.2026 03:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Your counter to my statement of "this thing is not as easy to start with as some people claim if you have zero context for how anything about it works" includes a laundry list of context that you were able to get.
02.01.2026 03:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
This is why, even as someone who is full enough of frustration and therefore hate to have done it to myself, I will *never* be one of those "just switch to linux" guys. Even the 'newbie friendly' was only managed cause I'd taken a few comp-sci classes.
02.01.2026 02:16 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
The reason people react aggressively to AI use isnβt bcuz we arenβt capable of having nuanced convos. Itβs because you using AI is an act of aggression. There is no both sides here. You are stealing, funding billionaires who lobby against the greater good, and enable labor theft. Hope this helps.
28.12.2025 18:57 β π 138 π 40 π¬ 3 π 0
As a fan of {my favourite property} I can easily say itβs a better version of {your favourite property}, in fact {your favourite property} is a rip off of {my favourite property}, which is made for ACTUAL ADULTS!!
As such, I am morally better for liking {my favourite property} and await my points.
17.12.2025 01:53 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I'm bored of "Baby It's Cold Outside" discourse as is. Its been completely beaten to death. I need someone famous to take one for the team and do a lesbian cover. lets mix it up w/ some Juice.
16.12.2025 00:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
me filling in the "traits" box on the character sheet for my half orc rogue
30.11.2025 14:36 β π 220 π 36 π¬ 0 π 0
You could spend tons of finite time & energy explaining to your child the perils of our impending dystopia or you can simply play Delton 3030 over and over again for them while taking frequent naps & get the same results.
29.11.2025 05:39 β π 74 π 8 π¬ 5 π 2
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to βyou didnβt want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinationsβ in a few years was the right idea
25.11.2025 01:57 β π 15524 π 3350 π¬ 293 π 276
I simply don't have it in me anymore, to pretend to give a shit about the beatles.
Their music and loreβ’οΈ were such a big deal in my childhood home when a 'new' version of their records came out. But they're just fine. they're alright. they had some fun songs. can we move on?
23.11.2025 19:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
15.07.2025 08:06 β π 4208 π 1926 π¬ 19 π 32
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford βBuzzβ Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safeβand make federal agents uncomfortable.
βI want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.β
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
20.11.2025 14:00 β π 18880 π 4504 π¬ 255 π 606
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
14.11.2025 18:23 β π 6409 π 2218 π¬ 1 π 11
Hard not to consider the possibilty of grand conspiracy level bs being real when "release the customer list for the child SA slave island that we all already know exists" is getting this kind of reaction from everyone including government officals
12.11.2025 14:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The reason people read βI like pancakesβ as βhe hates wafflesβ is a literacy problem! We stopped teach people how to sound out words and what those words mean and how those words work in conjunction with each other to communicate a whole thought. We taught people how to read based on vibes!
12.11.2025 00:30 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
This is aging maddeningly well. How to sweep an election and then immidiatly make everyone hate you, a masterclass by the 'democratic' party. For the record, no one saying "I told you so" to the true believers is happy about it. We'd all much rather have a functioning democracy.
11.11.2025 15:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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