Simcha Fisher

Oh I’m the least punk person possible. I think most people belong in jail. I do like the Sex Pistols, though

There oughta be a law

TIL Green Day is supposed to be a punk band. I genuinely did not know that

Ordered for my daughter’s 11th bday: graphic novels of Beowulf and collected Edgar Allen Poe stories,by Gareth Hinds; Redwall; Treasure Island;
Black Ships Before Troy by Rosemary Sutcliff; The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents by Terry Pratchett; and The Light Princess. that oughta hold her!

Thank you so much! This looks great

Do you have a good recipe? I’ve never made or eaten it

What’s for supper? Vol. 459: Superb chow Happy Friday! We are having a bit of a “choose your own adventure” day today, except that it’s my car’s . . . throttle sheath pin housing, or something . . . that chooses ou…

I was a little sad thinking about all the yummy Super Bowl food I hadn’t made this year. Then I realized I’m the chief of police, I can do whatever I want.
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I was intrigued, but Damien didn’t like the looks of it, so I’ll have to enjoy it vicariously. I will eat absolutely snythjng that calls itself a kebab

Oh nice. I actually enjoy unfurling a sheet from the roll and seeing how close I get to the exact right size

I KNOW.

Haha! We unwrapped ours on our 25th, Did not eat it, threw it out. Kept the marriage, though

haha! My mother used to just put tinfoil on things if they didn't fit in the fridge. She was a brilliant woman - read books on quantum physics to chill out at night - but she had some blind spots

first I googled if it’s safe to eat lamb that's been in the freezer for uhhhhh really quite a long time. Google said yeah whatever probably, kill all humans lol.So I prepped it according to @radiofreetom.bsky.social's grandmother’s easy recipe, and it was GOOD. www.simchafisher.com/2026/02/06/w...

A car interior and a red purse with a large stalk of broccoli tucked in the pocket

I’m far less likely to overeat if I keep healthy snacks handy. Sometimes I do the work and prep nice little to-go packs for myself. Sometimes I … don’t

A large sign reading “LIVE FREE NO ICE” mounted on a tree in the snow with three skeletons behind it, one with an Uncle Sam hat, one with a Liberty crown, and one wearing a wreath of green leaves

A black sign mounted on a tree in the snow, reading “CHINGA LA MIGRA” in orange and red

There are some benefits to living on the highway

I’m really enjoying it! I don’t know the story at all so I have no idea what’s coming

February blues today

Repost with one or more current reads

I missed a call from the doc following up after a mammogram, and the voicemail transcription said “please give us a call, this is an emergency.” 😱😱😱So I listened to the actual
voicemail, which clearly said “this ISN’T an emergency.” THANKS, VONAGE.

Rugelachin’

Oh definitely. Someone asked me if the kids were driving me crazy at home, and I was like “… no?” Things definitely gets easier!

What’s for supper? Vol. 457: The Great Cornballio Happy Friday! I am not, nor have I ever been, a Beavis and Butt-Head fan. Nevertheless, I am a Gen Xer and certain things are in my head for good. Uh-heh-heh-heh-heh.  Well, here’s what …

Uh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

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"You look happier"
Thanks, I just ate.

decided to get ahead of Valentine’s Day orders, NOPE

Helpless The other day, I had some time in between dropping off a kid and picking up a used refrigerator. I bought some lunch and ate it, and I still had time. So, with great reluctance, I slogged into the …

I went in there to tell him I was helpless, thinking he would help. Instead, he just kind of looked at me and said, “I know.”

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Everyone settle down. He’s not trying to hide his necrotic hand, he just ate the other glove.

What’s for supper? Vol. 456: Please hold Happy Friday! Let’s talk about food, all the food, and nothing but the food. Here’s what we ate this week: SATURDAY Leftovers and french bread pizzas Just a regular day of shopping and …

My brain just stands there, ruminating slowly over little bits of straw, like an elderly cow who has forgotten how to leave the barn. I’m . . . it’s January. We’re fine. www.simchafisher.com/2026/01/23/w...

Yes! They should do this, and the Pope goes on one side and Trump goes on the other, and Bishop Barron is in the middle and they both call him and see what happens.

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, and post the second sentence. [Coincidentally, that is the page I am on.]

“Not a trace of the leopard was found for ten weeks.”