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☭ woman of mass destruction ☭ https://eelchamber.neocities.org/

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explaining science to an American: imagine something else doing your work for you

31.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the 27th was "mostly clear" (i.e. the sun blinked in and out while i sat inside all day working)

30.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the last sunny day in philadelphia was October 16th

30.10.2025 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Our company is REVOLUTIONIZING the way people use technology by gamifying"gonna stop you right there. Your company is dissolved and you need to go find something actually productive to do, otherwise these 6 Italian guys are gonna gamify breaking your legs

28.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Emptiness Effigied – Violence to liberate.

Speaking of stuff I want you to check out. Have you read my detective fiction project Emptiness Effigied? If you’ve ever wanted to read a novella about a lesbian detective struggling to make ends meet in a 1930s setting with supernatural and horror elements. You can for free: emptinesseffigied.com

24.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 25    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 2

i love when i get to be nice to trans women

25.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy birthday! :)

23.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what is it? i just found one i adore (l'air du desert marocain)

23.10.2025 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Help Raghada Ghoneim and Her Family I am Raghada Ghoneim, married and have four children. We live here in a very difficult situation. my husband is unemployed. We have no income. We have no one to help us. I am very sick. I have to do a...

I am Raghda. I suffer from fatty cysts on the uterus. They must be removed, otherwise my blood will become poisoned. Help me before they explode.
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20.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 18    🔁 32    💬 0    📌 3

carving "grin and bear it" into every square inch of my body like the Memento man

22.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then on my way home my bus got blown up in a horrific drone strike. Tens killed, dozens of bystanders injured, multiple centuries-old historical buildings damaged. Thankfully SEPTA was running 25 minutes late like always so I hadn't gotten on it yet

21.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so i booked this ortho appointment i really needed, but the guy just looked at my foot for a few seconds & handed me a pager. "Wear this around your ankle, it will fix all your problems," he told me. Well I thought that was weird but then I noticed the degree on the wall said "Tel Aviv University"

21.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if i just post 😂 enough the endless queue of pain can't hurt me

20.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it'll make a great weathered artifact for the player character to find in a dilapidated building someday

17.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

smoking that shit that got me running quadruple inner joins with six pivots and an ever-changing roster of column aliases

17.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

at least when i have to wait 20 minutes for public transit to show up i get to do it outside in the cold or in a filthy piss-reeking undergrouund tunnel full of people smoking swishers. if i had to wait in a station cafe or something i'd probably kill myself

14.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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me when it's above 60 degrees vs me when it's below 60 degrees

13.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

your kids don't need to be protected from trans people, they need to be protected from football coaches

12.10.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hello everyone, I'm Mohammed from Gaza, a father of two. I was working as an accountant, but because of the war, I lost my job. I became homeless without a source of income.My children need food. I'm very desperate
Please, I need $300 to buy food for my children.
Please🙏
tinyurl.com/Support-Muha...

10.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 32    🔁 33    💬 3    📌 6

thomson isn't the manager because he's a tactical genius, he's the manager bc he keeps the vibes right & mostly doesn't cost them games. well now the vibes are bad and he helped cost them 2 games in a BO5. maybe it's the wrong time to move on, i don't expect them to, but i know i'm quite sick of him

10.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i often found the hitters' approach frustrating, but hitting performance in the playoffs in this era is going to fall off & it is what it is. the thing i am despondent about is the managing. there were 2 key decisions in this series that hurt the players' ability to execute & led directly to losses

10.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

same

10.10.2025 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

white americans just love completely losing their minds about young black musicians & how they're causing the moral degradation of pure, virginal america

09.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it couldn't actually be chiraq if the united states military wasn't actively invading it

09.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What is the fault of my children to be displaced again and carry their belongings on their shoulders? Save my children. Your donation of what you can saves their lives.
chuffed.org/project/125810

23.05.2025 08:52 — 👍 36    🔁 33    💬 0    📌 9

beautiful people like this were deliberately robbed of their ability to continue thriving and contributing to society, all with the aim of erasing our community out of existence. never forget that. think about it every day you wake up and this piece of shit nation continues to torment the Earth

08.10.2025 17:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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few things steel my reserve against this nightmare empire and its brutal world order more than looking up a random person & discovering they were queer and died of AIDS. today it was Michael Walters Dols, who wrote a book about the Black Death I was reading obit.glbthistory.org/olo/display....

08.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i am sending you my purest and most encouraging spirit energy. also EE rules

07.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i got stung for the first time last summer while sitting on my roof and immediately went from sitting on my roof every day to sitting on my roof two times total over the ensuing 10 months

06.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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