🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶

The ceiling fan really does move the air from the gas fireplace around the room and I'm so much warmer now than I was all morning with the fire on and the fan off. Even the dog can tell because he snuggles with us vs in front of the fire.

Sunday scaries but it's Saturday night and I'm just feeling depressed there's only one day left to 🧘

It was boring but Mark wahlberg plays an asshole well

Watching Mark wahlberg is an asshole featuring topher grace

A rashy chest

Love a prodrome histamine reaction

I have so much gas

"Cornholio mode"

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Wait should I sell my services on airbnb as a local weed guide and get paid to get stoned with tourists?

Is buying all the trail mix items I like in bulk so I can mix my perfect ratio a hobby?

I also considered making custom clothes for Beavis but I don't think either of these ideas count as relaxing and both just point to me being addicted to activity 🙃

Here in billionaires vacation playland holiday zipcode we are getting aggressively advertised dog cloning services

jk remembered the last square of eggplant parm in the fridge

Like what if I made a master list of self care things and kept myself obsessively busy with those?

I really want grilled cheese but mostly have mozzarella. Still will be doing it though.

Why do I get mosquito bites year round? I think I need mosquito netting around my bed but mt man never gets bit

I don't know how to relax and I'm freaking out

They have both been explaining how foam rollers work as well. Happy winter😂

Our weird ski friend now grows hibiscus as a hobby and is showing me flower pics

Instagram has dx'd me with ocd and it's probably not wrong but also I'm already doing all the things so 💁

Reservation dogs is great with beautiful storytelling.

But I did nap good

I feel like I've ahead cycled through all of Instagram and I don't even feel like my mike Tyson gummy kicked in🙃

I should take Beavis for a walk but instead I think I'm going to stoned disassociate doom scroll because I downloaded Instagram as a little holiday treat. Hashtag what a time to be alive

Idk stoned golf could be fun?

I'm depressed and it's migraine and it's feeling out of control and all I can do is accept that I was never in control. 🧘

Smol dog in smol grey hooded vest

FYI I also put on my grey vest on

I think I made everyone afraid of my boss by saying things like "he's a dick, I try my best to keep him from directly talking to you"

Is he going to go? what's he spending his time doing these days?

Oh to be early 20s and trying to bail on my retail job during a holiday weekend because of my sti