Tim Wilkins @timbowilkins - Bluesky Profile

Me after 2 drinks

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Ham handed attempt

14.08.2025 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh Aurora spillin T #theguildedage

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Jamie Lloyd’s Oklahoma

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Me showing off after I folded my fitted sheet

13.06.2025 21:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

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All my dress shirts are too tight now. I need to move up to extra medium

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Happy VD

14.02.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨

The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.

Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.

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Peace out y’all. Merry Christmas

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Brick

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My bad…maybe Hall of Fame?

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China cracks down on funeral strippers China officials have launched its latest crackdown on funeral strippers. Yes, funeral strippers. The country’s Ministry of Culture announced late last month that it will be targeting a slew of rura…

nypost.com/2018/02/21/c...

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It’s huge

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[the hottest movie in the country is a hundred million dollar musical about colonialism starring a queer Black woman] has American culture shifted rightward? My column:

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Two policemen with drawn sidearms face a person in a Santa costume on their knees, hands on their head.

CENTURIES-LONG GLOBAL HOME INVASION SPREE FINALLY ENDS

14.12.2024 23:39 — 👍 349 🔁 72 💬 11 📌 2

Also what company has their Christmas party on Christmas Eve? It’s supposed to be on a Wednesday night the first week of december

14.12.2024 21:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are Childhood Vaccines ‘Overloading’ the Immune System? No. (Gift Article) Vaccines today are more efficient and contain far fewer stimulants to the immune system than some used decades ago.

In case you have to deal with an anti-vaxxer.

"Vaccines today are cleaner and more efficient, and they contain far fewer stimulants to the immune system — by orders of magnitude — than they did decades ago."

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/14/h...

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If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?

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People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!

Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

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it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86

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Gotta keep those royalties flowing

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a drag queen in a red and gold outfit ALT: a drag queen in a red and gold outfit

Today it’s giving Tuesday, darling

03.12.2024 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Showgirls (1995) is a Christmas movie

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Filled with fear and trembling at the sight of one single (cooked) rigatoni in a urinal at the Secaucus Junction bathroom. Whatever this augurs will surely be powerful. I am grateful to have witnessed it.

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the arc of the moral universe is long, and bends toward a dick joke

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Blocked and reported

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