You mean the guy that was helping me roof my house the entire time?

Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.

Well this didn’t age well did it?

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This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

Tedophile Cruz?

No, that will certainly not catch on.

I thought I would either be a car or a cyborg by now.

I feel like I read this in a Stephen King book somewhere.

Anti-Fascists exists, but I don't know who Aunt Tifa is.

I pet the bull.

Judomaster is such a little asshole.

I adore him.

I think you articulated it beautifully.

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The GoPro is a versatile product!

This sign indicates where the conga line starts, right?

God bless this woman.

I'm not religious, but even I would vote to make Dolly Parton a saint while she's still alive.

This day is grass approved!

These people are making the streets unsafe for everyone, but especially themselves.

You start telling people they can disappear you for no reason, we have no reason to think they're coming back.

They're going to find out that the people would rather disappear an ICE agent.

The whole obsession Trnmp has over the peace prize is that Obama won it in 2009.

That's it. He refuses to be denied a prize that the black president won.

I promised myself that I would not wish or pray for his death, but when he dies, I'm taking at least one day off work to dance an Irish jig down the main street of my town wearing my No Kings shirt.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

The infection is spreading.

Well he's right: AI is here to stay. What we need to do is find a way to regulate it, not just let tech bros do whatever they want with it.

That will never happen.

I won't believe it until I see it.

You mean, Worst DOJ in History SO FAR.

But in a spoooooooky voice!