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@carlhumancrab.bsky.social

20 Followers  |  31 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 16.09.2023  |  1.9083

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happy lesbian visibility week, INCLUDING all trans and nb lesbians. uk supreme court get fucked

22.04.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good Friday is the day we celebrate the anniversary of Good Charlotte discovering America.

17.04.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

16.04.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12334    πŸ” 6314    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 40

I am 74kg πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

01.04.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was sarcastic for the record. This was actually one of the best decisions of my life

28.02.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had top surgery 3 years ago today. What a wonderful day that was. Look how happy I am to have had it

28.02.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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5 years 1 week ago I went to alexandra palace to see someone called Frank sing some songs. Today I am also going to a see a man named Frank sing some songs.... spot the difference

22.02.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This should be illegal. Or at least guy 2 needs to rerecord book 1 so I can hear matching

12.02.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So super fun day. 4 hours later I've lost my blood. To add to the fun, the guy doing it mentioned his wife applied for a job where I worked.... looked at his last name. I am 99% sure i interviewed and rejected his wife πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

31.01.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been waiting at a hospital to get some blood removed for over 3 hours now.
I could've gone to a half day tattoo session and achieved the same goal and looked way cooler in the process

31.01.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't been as nervous for a doctors appointment since I went in to ask to be referred to a gender clinic. This is wild

03.01.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After (probably) tearing a ligament in my knee 16 months ago I'm finally getting an MRI scan on it and my brain has managed to convince myself that theres nothing wrong with it and I've been making up so that's super fun

03.01.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Leg with 3 pokemon tattoos

Leg with 3 pokemon tattoos

Pokemon leg all starting to come together

19.11.2023 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tattoo of charmander coming out a pokeball.
Screencapped from wottos ink instagram account

Tattoo of charmander coming out a pokeball. Screencapped from wottos ink instagram account

I always forget this app exists so now ive rememberer.
Look at my tattoooo

18.11.2023 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i may not be able to go see either creeper or black water county this week in notts so if any of my mutuals kmow anyone who may be interested, hit me up
(no promises yet, still want to see how im feeling)

04.11.2023 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mum said i can go but probably shouldnt

01.11.2023 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If im around, ill try and turn up

01.11.2023 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun additional fact. I have mostly lost my voice so probably cant phone up to cancel so ill have to walk down there reguardless of if i go to the appointment

01.11.2023 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need an adult to give me some advice please.
I have a dentist appointment tomorrow

I also suspect i have tonsilitis.

I feel like i should probably not go to the dentist right??

01.11.2023 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So i think i need to see a doctor.... But ive lost my voice.... How does this work???

01.11.2023 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Though im missing a big day for free food at the office 😭😭

31.10.2023 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am in the worst stage of illness.
To ill to be comfortable but also not quite sick enough that i can take a day off work

31.10.2023 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally back in my favourite room

30.09.2023 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im here for it

26.09.2023 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a lovely day for a jog

24.09.2023 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a backpack next to a running t shirt and shorts. The t shirt is placed over a djungleskog

Picture of a backpack next to a running t shirt and shorts. The t shirt is placed over a djungleskog

All ready for a little jog tomorrow

23.09.2023 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its not? At least not in rock music circles.
Its pretty normal to wear band merch of some description.
Im super confused at all the concert discourse/rules being yelled about ngl.

17.09.2023 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For anyone who missed the memo. I got a cat

16.09.2023 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally converted. Sucks to be you guys for having to hear all my thoughts again

16.09.2023 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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