ฮผ's Avatar

ฮผ

@muceph3i.bsky.social

luminous spheroid of plasma ~ she/her ~ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ~ 30's ~ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ right ascension: 21h 43m 30.4609s declination: +58ยฐ 46โ€ฒ 48.166โ€ณ

192 Followers  |  259 Following  |  539 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.0624

Latest posts by muceph3i.bsky.social on Bluesky

Meme: Straight ahead: Pausing to consider the meaning of Cohen's lyrics
Everyone, for some reason, takes the exit towards Singing "Hallelujah" again in religious contexts

Meme: Straight ahead: Pausing to consider the meaning of Cohen's lyrics Everyone, for some reason, takes the exit towards Singing "Hallelujah" again in religious contexts

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

22.11.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6022    ๐Ÿ” 1019    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81

That headcold thatโ€™s going around right now is so rough. Hope youโ€™re better soon!

20.11.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this."

Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS."

Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?"

Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.

Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this." Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS." Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?" Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.

19.11.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7673    ๐Ÿ” 1279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Someone in a lab coat pouring vials of liquid together, watching as it separates out into layers of blue, pink, and white.

โ€œIโ€™m sorry, thereโ€™s nothing you can do.โ€

19.11.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Berry Tempting is even blue, pink, and white...

17.11.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and two knights Alt: โ€œSome of you may die, but itโ€™s a sacrifice I am willing to makeโ€ scene from Shrek

US companies:

15.11.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
14.11.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1177    ๐Ÿ” 522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no its the Krampus! (cute)

14.11.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]

JANET:
Ugh...

LIZ:
What's up?

JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!

LIZ:
Have you tried...

AI peas?

JANET:
AI peas?

LIZ:
They're peas with AI!

[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].

LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas

JANET:
What

LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]

Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?

[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]

LIZ:

Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine

[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]

LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!

JANET:
What

LIZ:
Shut up

LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow

From opening the bag of peas

to boiling the peas

to eating the peas

To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.

JANET:
Is it really necessary to-

LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET

[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:

AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.

[Ends]

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

13.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5071    ๐Ÿ” 2252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

He's just the best boy.

13.11.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
fox woman finds calendar going back to 1901 while penguin says: "I'm still using a signed
32-bit integer to store the time"

fox woman finds calendar going back to 1901 while penguin says: "I'm still using a signed 32-bit integer to store the time"

13.11.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 988    ๐Ÿ” 221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Preview
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S. The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.

"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."

13.11.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3889    ๐Ÿ” 1349    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 425

working at the nyt

13.11.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4644    ๐Ÿ” 1558    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Post image

Scene from Chapter 33 of The Sisters of Dorley by @badambulist.bsky.social

09.11.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This is one of the most upsetting things I have ever read.

12.11.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

This was drawn by the lovely @lemoncitodraws.bsky.social but it's definitely of my OC

11.11.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This post reads like a "I'm not racist" version of the Navy Seal Copypasta

10.11.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re totally going to find ways to make this a problem for the kids, hurray for multi-generational debt!

09.11.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆ draw art ใƒใ‚ฑใƒขใƒณ pokemon drawing ็ตต ใ‹ใ‚ใ„ใ„ ๅฏๆ„›ใ„ furry cute adorable Pokรฉmon illustration illust

ใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆ draw art ใƒใ‚ฑใƒขใƒณ pokemon drawing ็ตต ใ‹ใ‚ใ„ใ„ ๅฏๆ„›ใ„ furry cute adorable Pokรฉmon illustration illust

ใ‚ชใƒคใƒ–ใƒณใ‚คใƒผใƒ–ใ‚คใฎๆ•ใพใˆๆ–น

09.11.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 363    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
8 panel comic of Mariner and Boimler from Lower Decks brushing their teeth

1. M: yap yap yap
B: hold that thought i donโ€™t wanna lose count

2. M: whatโ€ฆ what do you mean LOSE COUNT

3. B: (counting) 9.. 10โ€ฆ (toothbrush buzzes)

4. M: oh my god BOIMS??! are you *methodically subdividing*
B: of course! each tooth in each quadrant gets exactly the same attention

5. B: how do YOU do it?
M: VIBES??! like a NORMAL person?
B: Like a harbinger of CHAOS maybe!!

6. M: whoa whoa okay so like. break this down for me. how many seconds where? i need to make sure my gentle mocking is accurate
B: um, okay.. so.. Each section gets ten seconds so obviously just having the brush static on each tooth doesnโ€™t quite work

7. M: (mocking) OBVIOUSLY
B: So I time out a 3 tooth area to brush gently back and forth for the second then move down one tooth and start again

8. M: (laughing) a 3-tooth system!! iโ€™m CRYING
B: is a GOOD SYST-

DAMMIT. (bzzt) I lost count.

8 panel comic of Mariner and Boimler from Lower Decks brushing their teeth 1. M: yap yap yap B: hold that thought i donโ€™t wanna lose count 2. M: whatโ€ฆ what do you mean LOSE COUNT 3. B: (counting) 9.. 10โ€ฆ (toothbrush buzzes) 4. M: oh my god BOIMS??! are you *methodically subdividing* B: of course! each tooth in each quadrant gets exactly the same attention 5. B: how do YOU do it? M: VIBES??! like a NORMAL person? B: Like a harbinger of CHAOS maybe!! 6. M: whoa whoa okay so like. break this down for me. how many seconds where? i need to make sure my gentle mocking is accurate B: um, okay.. so.. Each section gets ten seconds so obviously just having the brush static on each tooth doesnโ€™t quite work 7. M: (mocking) OBVIOUSLY B: So I time out a 3 tooth area to brush gently back and forth for the second then move down one tooth and start again 8. M: (laughing) a 3-tooth system!! iโ€™m CRYING B: is a GOOD SYST- DAMMIT. (bzzt) I lost count.

idk boimler just seems like heโ€™d do this #LowerDecks #comic

(i finally inked and coloured it and most importantly remembered to sign my name this time)

29.08.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 447    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Preview
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November

NEW โ€” LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November

#StarTrek #Lego

blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...

06.11.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 554    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 302

I thought this was a joke, lol, that's actually a thing they're hiding.

06.11.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 269    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Post image

this is one of the worst ones imo. itโ€™s so blurry

05.11.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Theyโ€™re doing literal screenshots from the show for some of the card art. Theyโ€™re low res and look awful.

05.11.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the majority of Dems in the US and Labour in the UK would be part of the Conservatives here, and fairly right leaning ones to boot, itโ€™s kind of unsurprising. The Rightโ€™s capture of the Left parties in those countries is wild.

05.11.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail
05.11.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5678    ๐Ÿ” 1150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Everyone everywhere has only been screaming this at your for years, Brianna.

01.11.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WELL THAT TOOK A TURN

31.10.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Hey Miss Bravo

30.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2010    ๐Ÿ” 528    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

@muceph3i is following 20 prominent accounts