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this work saved millions of lives in 2021, won the Nobel Prize in 2023, and is cancelled in 2025

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

Newest items on the wedding registry: A DVD player and SAW 1-8 on DVD

If you’re into Twilight, please check out this podcast I am now co-hosting: Bite Sized!

My friend Ben and I, and a guest, watch one scene of Twilight and discuss.

This live show was to kick off New Moon, and me co-hosting! ✨

www.twilightpodcast.com

Woman in a “Bella where the hell have you been loca” shirt making a peace sign at a mirror

Let’s record the first live show for BITE SIZED

Some rough dudes for your Saturday enjoyment

DAMMIT 😭

Do you understand how straight it feels to walk in the opposite direction of the pride parade to go play MTG?

kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips . Alt: kermit the frog is dancing in a room with a bag of chips .

My Lyft driver asked if I like Bollywood music and is CRANKING IT in this car

So glad you liked it!!! ❤️

Illustration of a skull with dandelions growing out of its eyes and holes. A banner wraps around the skull and says: Live to see them die.

Feels like a good time to post this illustration again.

Keep fighting.
Keep creating.
Keep living.

#art #digitalart

Hey listen it’s 1 page if you print front and back 😉

Nothin but the facts

I forget, did satellite navigation have to scrape and steal the entirety of the internet’s written work, including copyrighted material to function? Does it demand such an incredibly high water and energy usage that the UNEP has declared it an environmental problem?

Or is this a bad faith argument?

1 boxing wrap with the pride flag printed on it

Happy pride from my new gay boxing wraps

Excuse me while I find some bigots to punch

Shake machine down :( Fate caught up to it :(

Ordered milkshakes during Final Destination at Alamo Drafthouse, got this back

I’m just happy to be included 😜

The new pope must take out JD Vance, turnabout is fair play

I need to know if the pope has had Malört

Murray's "You're Laughing" | Know Your Meme Murray's "You're Laughing" refers to a series of snowclone memes based on a memorable quote said by the 2019 film Joker

Here ya go, amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/murray...

I’m about to party rock so hard and run my best 5k

You’re laughing. This neighborhood 5k is forcing the whole neighborhood to listen to party rock anthem at 7:30am, and you’re laughing.

But…but… my grindset!!

📢📢 Going forward, all TTRPG material I put out will be designed for home printing and distributed PWYW.

Megan and I were walking home and passed by a car with a MAGA hat on the dashboard and I started loudly saying “EWW OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS SHIT BOO”

This woman comes from behind us and suddenly opens the trunk of the car and is like “you don’t like my hat????”

I was like GIRL NO

Woman in the color scheme of an island mana in magic the gathering, with Ugg slippers, black leggings, a blue mana shirt, a blue cardigan, a blonde wig, and Starbucks cup with a green mana logo on the front

Woman in the color scheme of an island mana in magic the gathering, with Ugg slippers, black leggings, a blue mana shirt, a blue cardigan, a blonde wig, and Starbucks cup with a green mana logo on the front

For C2E2 this year I am a basic land 💧

Dow jones down 1900 for year

S&P down 840 this month. Now 875 since I took screenshot one minute ago

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

Look mah, I’m a dot ❤️