Smurph

And if I got Melinoë’s sister blades as a tattoo, what of it???

New Deadweight speed run just dropped

a woman in a police uniform is holding a ball in her hands . ALT: a woman in a police uniform is holding a ball in her hands .

Congrats to @oopsallsmurph.bsky.social for being the first person to get their character killed in #deadweightrpg

Women making history

Shut up the FIRST?????? I barely tried!! 😂😭

Reclining your seat on a plane is bad, burn me at the stake I don’t care!!!!

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

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Kim Davis get a fucking life speed run any%

Zohran kneeling, smiling and giving the thumbs up, next to a chalking on the sidewalk that says "Have You Voted Today" and "Make History, Vote Zohran, Nov. 4, 6am to 9pm"

Well have you?

If not, here's where: zohranfornyc.com/vote

Woman dressed as Billy the Puppet from SAW for Halloween

I want to play a game

Sarah Lazare @sarahlazare Hard to convey how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don't want to downplay the harm/make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across the city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect neighbors.

Can confirm, ICE raided our neighborhood yesterday and the community immediately showed up - constant updates about what cars ICE was using and what direction they were going, people showing up to monitor school being let out, offers to pick up kids/groceries/medicine, I’m so proud of Chicago.

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Megan and I have started calling that time when you just need to turn your brain off and scroll mindlessly our “Cocomelon time”

ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team Documents show ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation.

Documents show ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation. www.wired.com/story/ice-so...

29 - Summer

#swordtember

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It's pretty clear that they got their Reichstag Fire with the Kirk assassination. Democracy is dead.

We now have a fascist dictator.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.

This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.

All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

what we’ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture i’ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

He was just, like, a guy. Not a politician. Not a statesman of any kind. Just some really mean guy. Flags at half mast. Yankee moment of silence. Whatever the shit this is.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

I do not support all victims of gun violence, some of you bitches are very Nazis

Anyway here’s Wonderwall

The truth of the matter is that if anyone but Charlie Kirk had been killed at today’s shooting, then Charlie Kirk would be out there right now using the shooting as pretext to deliver arguments designed to make sure that the next shooting would happen, and the next one, and the next, and the next.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA BYE BITCHHHH

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

Shut the fuck up that’s not how I find out about this