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Having over 400 people at your wedding is wild #rhop

21.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why the middle class sticks up for billionaires baffles me

21.02.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was actually a breeze. I kept thinking it was going to fucked during checkout. I didnโ€™t have to pay an arm and a leg either.

20.02.2026 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Robyn tickets acquired!!!

20.02.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Practice makes perfect

20.02.2026 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t do poppers but I thought you could buy them in a store?

20.02.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If I send you this it means I was arrested on my 66th birthday

19.02.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reach out and touch someone(โ€˜s balls) - AT&T slogan

19.02.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Booty (and balls) tax!

19.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They say summer bodies are built in the winter so Iโ€™m bulking now. jk Iโ€™m just eating a lot.

18.02.2026 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But seriously though how fucked up of them

18.02.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why not both?

18.02.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say egg both of the houses next summer

18.02.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes itโ€™s a Spice Girls morning to get the blood flowing ๐ŸŽถ

18.02.2026 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First time Iโ€™ve heard that one ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

17.02.2026 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LVP looks so out of place

17.02.2026 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Underwear of the day ๐Ÿฉฒ

17.02.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Radical Optimism by Dua Lipa on Apple Music Album ยท 2024 ยท 11 Songs

Publicly apologizing to Dua Lipa for sleeping on this album when it was originally released

14.02.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donโ€™t play on Al Goreโ€™s internet because I will find out where you work and where youโ€™re on the board of directors

13.02.2026 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe so. Thatโ€™s how it looks to me!

13.02.2026 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sza, Lauryn Hill, Zach Braff, Max Weinberg, Alfred Kinseyโ€ฆitโ€™s a pretty long list.

12.02.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

215 isnโ€™t terrible. $300 for GA floor seems a bit much though.

11.02.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t do the Robyn presale today but Iโ€™m interested in seeing what these prices are gonna be

11.02.2026 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh happy day!

10.02.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would love that but I donโ€™t think it appeals to a wide enough audience

10.02.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know he and I could not have watched the same show. Mustโ€™ve been kid rock.

09.02.2026 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I caught that too ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

09.02.2026 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Without a doubt my favorite part!!!

09.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you watch that halftime show and not say it was great? Donโ€™t know what he said but I still enjoyed the hell out of it. Bad Bunny did the damn thing for sure. ๐Ÿ™Œ

09.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brother thought Bad Bunny was an English speaking artist performing in Spanish just to piss people off ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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