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Gungans no dyin' without a fight. Wesa warriors. Wesa got a grand army. Dat's why you no liken us, mesa tinks

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New ones maybe if we are suddenly gauging cars by how big a tablet it comes with. After a few years - we'd never know. Just like a phone.

08.02.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think cars have to be made at such urgency by robots at the expense of humans trying to earn a living. China is going to realize it has shot itself in the foot despite having a 7th of the world's population but relying on robots.

08.02.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best and easy part about this is Zuckerberg and Bezos especially can have their arses turned inside out if we just stop using their shit. It's not hard. Musk will obliterate himself anyways and that leaves us with Thiel who's the real shadow megalomaniac cunt

08.02.2026 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I looked up every word on Urban dictionary and fuck. Someone here already said it - it's a shiny coat over good old greasy misogyny

08.02.2026 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where the fuck did they get the time to fucking talk about Netflix. Are all Americans this stupid or it's that you lot send the best of the worst in suits to sit in a room and smell their own farts?

05.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the billionaire pedo cannibal cabal is literally just 2 ppl whose achievement was to write their names across Paypal in crayons.

02.02.2026 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SToP ThE STeEl

02.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah Star wars : the clone wars.

02.02.2026 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only difference is no one's got their fat arses now. So good luck ya fucking cunts

31.01.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow ppl and YouTubers fail to understand this. It's like they assume if it was 10k in China it would be 10k where ppl get average annual salaries of 125k. And if they indeed sell it at 10k be prepared to get your arse handed in service.

25.01.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bold of you to assume it's "United" states

25.01.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then you've gen z cunts taking after the shit stain Nick Fuentes in the name of edgy trolling.

25.01.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more this goes on for, it seems Trump is the least unhinged. It's like he's a limp puppet and the assholes around him are just seeding chaos just because they've power. I mean look at Karoline Leavitt. Trump isn't half as spiteful as that lying shitbag

25.01.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zuckerberg is the only techie whose pRoDuCtS have bombed worse than even Musk's promised land of autonomous driving. Meta haven't done shit right for years now. And like Microsoft after being serial failures they're in public discourse because idk why

24.01.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man's right. I think the leFtIsTs must know how to fucking spam shit without as much an afterthought and how to seed bots to gains more impressions and traction on the aforementioned spammy shit. That's tech literacy

24.01.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah like Americans have always been the healthiest on the planet right. I mean they threatened war on the country that helped against chronic obesity. So it is gonna be RFK at the wheel tell me how you feel.

24.01.2026 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the only way to render AI useless is to teach it with a Corpus of quotes from Babyvance, Karoline Leavitt. They contradict themselves so much I don't think even a machine can make any meaningful associations

24.01.2026 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think most of the shit Rutte's been getting online is from American people who keep asking why is the EU or the NATO not doing the US's dirty work of getting rid of Trump. It's politics done right. Putin now must be thinking what the fuck is going on to his west with this constant on off NATO talk

23.01.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Introducing the new Akon City.

23.01.2026 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At a first glance, this shit is better than SCP ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.01.2026 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like they didn't want *THEIR* secret cabal of pedophile cannibals on the news

22.01.2026 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much for thrusting control of the hEmIsPhErE into the hands of a deranged flat earther

21.01.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every single thing he blathers on about is a confession and receipt for everything he can be hung publicly for. I'm waiting for the lAw EnFoRceRmEnT to do its thing with these receipts. I mean its a year how fucking useless are lawyers and politicians who are also fucking lawyers

21.01.2026 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ofc. I think random Europeans should mill onto their streets calling for trump to get his arse handed while these complicit assholes lounge in their armchairs smelling money like Vince McMahon

19.01.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no. What would we do without *checks note what the US sells* McDonalds and Burger King.

19.01.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peak LinkedIn energy. It's like how some asshats display 1,5 mIlLiOn eNaGeMeNts and 3 mIlLiOn iMprEsSiOnS as some fucking real estate on their bio

19.01.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay man. Wtv floats your boat. That's why it was the world's largest market for $100k S Classes because the power is with workers right?

19.01.2026 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they aren't pussies their moms didn't intend then to be they'd fucking annex Mars like the men they claim they are. They don't even need to spend their money we'll Gofundme their asses to mars.

17.01.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're also up at arms at Strasbourg and West London.

17.01.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's nothing to give in at this point. Europeans wished Americans would do something abt the fucking cunt but it looks like their hands are full with them being shot by local proud boys goons donning lAw EnFoRceRmEnT vests

17.01.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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