Theresa Conroy

This is what happens to and old brain when you try to fit two languages in there : I just Googled, «  What’s the fabric stuff that sticks to itself called? » it’s called Velcro.

How long before Musk’s DOGE boys sabotage the country’s computer systems and steal all our data?

Interesting how Musk’s announcement about leaving DC came just when the Times was reporting the story about his wild and abundant drug use.

Did JD. Vance ask the Pope why he want wearing a suit?

Really??! How about Americans living abroad?? We have to register with each vote. That includes service members. You’re a dick.

It’s all about race.

Are we witnessing the creation of the Collaborators? Making deals with Trump, choosing money over integrity?

Can’t he find a babysitter?

Does he really think he looks cool? (Muskrat, not Newsome) WTF?

Citizenship Test As the US turns its back on Europe, it's impossible to remain a patriot

This was a tough one

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Every day I think I’ve seen the worst. And every day I’m wrong. #StandWithUkraine

The fact that Congress is not punching Trump in the dick right now is tragic. #StandWithUkraine

I guess all those guys who were thinking about the Roman Empire were just doing their homework.

I feel a significant drain of integrity. Can we start a list of public figures who still have it? Add to: Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Dave Murphy…

John Fetterman announces he will be voting NO on Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr.

Even better, Preach Rep Crockett?

👇👇👇👇

24 Carrot Gold Don't turnip your nose at these dirty tubers

I’m dishing the dirt on these carrots. yofrance.substack.com/p/24-carrot-...

Today I wrote the word “duck” and spellcheck changed it to f$ck. My phone finally gets me.

I love at the confluence of the Ille and Vilaine rivers. They’ve overflowed their banks. We’ve been watching Sunday walkers take photos and come out to stare at the roiling waters. Stay safe Rennes.

I’m on a train from Paris to Rennes, heading home from a day with a friend - lunch and shopping - listening to James Taylor and thinking about how lucky I am. Especially today. Gratitude wins.

He’s trying to do Blue Steel. (Credit: my hilarious husband)

Ohmygod, @nytimes.com ! Why do I have to click the privacy note when opening nearly every single story? Stop.

I can’t handle more than two languages. How many do you speak? Im in awe of your brain.

Social media trends that have to stop: calling coats and sweaters and rugs, “she.” Shut up and be happy English nouns don’t have genders. Calling women “girlies.” They get less respect than the rug.

And good tonic!!

Yesterday I found out that an acquaintance I thought was cool and normal is, in her words, “a Proud Trumper.” Ew.

When my mom was dying, one of the caregivers who came to her home used to iron her sheets before making the bed, and I can’t stop thinking about that kindness.