I wish therapists could operate across state lines because I’d give you the name of mine who helped me become more comfortable with “they are adults and they are the ones who have to live with the consequences of their decisions and if they won’t accept help or listen, it’s not my fault.”
15.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A brown tabby cat is sitting on a wooden table sniffing one of the red flowers of a dozen red roses in a cut crystal vase.
Stanley was introduced to roses 🌹 today. ❤️
15.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 45 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
I was diagnosed with locally advanced colon cancer at age 46, one small step from metastatic cancer. At the time, screening started at age 50 and I had no known family history.
Colon cancer (and other cancers) are increasingly common at younger ages. Get checked out. Get more time.
15.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
"A 37-year-old man originally from Zimbabwe compared the deportation to a smuggling operation and said he and the other migrants were “dropped like U.P.S. packages” in Cameroon.
...none of the deportees had any history of violent crime."
15.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 151 🔁 94 💬 2 📌 2
I loved sitting on a large animal and flying around and over things. I think I messed up my risk tolerance of that by amazing older, more experienced riders by staying on like a burr when my horse ran away with me after like my third lesson? And it felt like a partner sport, neither of you want pain
15.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
15.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 8151 🔁 2835 💬 194 📌 76
dear parents of small testicle-equipped children:
mumps used to be the leading cause of testicular malfunction.
whether or not you have grandchildren is ultimately not up to you but don't shoot yourself in the foot here.
get your children vaccinated.
15.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 104 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 1
Yeah it is appalling but, honestly, it’s also just kinda lame. Real “sir, this is a Wendy’s” energy. Normal people don’t talk or think in ethnonationalist terms
15.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Judge Orders ICE to Let Clergy Give Communion to Detained Migrants on Ash Wednesday
Enraging that this took a court order:
"Catholic nuns and clergy had visited the facility for years, offering prayer services and holy communion to detainees during visitor hours.
Trump Administration immigration authorities rolled back that access in September..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/u...
15.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 3100 🔁 1029 💬 94 📌 33
She really has the most perfect name.
15.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maryland health officials warn providers about an upsurge in mumps cases
Maryland health officials are warning about an uptick in cases of mumps.
Measles is a bellwether. Because it’s the most contagious vaccine-preventable disease, when vaccination rates drop, it’s the first to start spreading.
Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.
Expect more.
This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.
14.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 3638 🔁 1944 💬 166 📌 156
The MAGA vision of the US is one where Native Americans and people from Asia, Africa, and Latin America have made no real contributions to the country.
15.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 34 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 1
pause menus are so fucked up now
what do you mean the queen wants a chicken shack like crazy
15.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 419 🔁 22 💬 16 📌 4
This is what a rigged economy looks like.
14.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 5562 🔁 2265 💬 191 📌 92
Once again, the right hand had no idea what the far-right hand was doing.
“The interagency process has atrophied under Mr. Trump, who has dramatically shrunk the size of the National Security Council during his second term, even as the portfolio of international crises has grown.“
15.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
I have one of Jack’s marvelous labradorite pendants and you should treat yourself or someone you love
15.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
interesting to think that revolutionary era americans understood themselves as making a break with the “old world” and establishing a new civilization. and crucially, this new civilization rested on republican self-government, not “sovereignty.”
15.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 3426 🔁 634 💬 81 📌 29
ICE has completely broken our social contract.
They manipulate social trust and are creating lasting damage to our most basic social foundations
14.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 2374 🔁 854 💬 44 📌 17
A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption:
This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.
Become ungovernable
14.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 2598 🔁 691 💬 49 📌 68
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
15.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 3099 🔁 1037 💬 7 📌 70
roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
15.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 2767 🔁 416 💬 58 📌 6
Vile of course in all the obvious ways but also keeps raising the question these guys never answer, which is, if all this is true, why doesn't Mexico count as Western Civilization?
15.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 57 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
Troop 6000
It’s once again Girl Scout cookie season so it’s time for me remind everyone to please consider buying from NYC’s Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters 🙏❤️
14.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 1013 🔁 507 💬 15 📌 19
Love Bad Sisters so much.
15.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The apres ski is the only part I was ever interested in. Drinking, whether alcohol or cocoa, and cheese and playing in snow? Heaven. Why ruin it by risking breaking a leg?
15.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"The man who settled and built the nation of my birth…"
Surely he's not talking about Christopher Columbus, who never set foot in North America, much less built the United States, where Marco Rubio was unfortunately born?
15.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
It’s lovely!!
15.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I grew up in Baton Rouge, and only rich kids skied. Even water skiing was very upper middle class. I had bad knees and the doctors told me to never do any kind of skiing and I don’t feel like I missed anything. Also, my Montreal cousin who was into skiing was such a dick.
15.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Lawyer. Did you go to school for words or something? Yes. Yes, I did.
SOMEBODY STOP HIM. PLEASE.
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They say you are what you eat, but I don't recall eating a disgruntled elderly woman.
I may follow back, but not because you followed me, and not if you're following >10,000 accounts. I tend to follow people who seem smart, funny, interesting, and kind.
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