The upside down union flag says it all. From The Times today.
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I do. It are 9,445 miles away.
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Blue Monday is a piece of crap pseudo science originally part of a travel company's press release to sell holidays.
Can we all try to avoid rewarding marketeers, using this term, which tries to sell goods by parasiting on the back of real mental health campaigns.
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Word of the day is ‘catch-fart’ (17th century: an obsequious individual who will always follow the political wind.
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The Washington from the Lincoln.
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Frosty spires but still dreaming I guess.
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What is yours?
😂😂😂
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Brie Encounter
the skies are gruyere since she left me
i’ve never felt so danish blue
caught between a roquefort and a hard cheese,
i stilton’t know what to do
don’t give edam about the future
now my babybel’s walked out the door
can’t believe i’ve double gloucester
i camembert it any more
i’ve ricotta get myself together
and build my life back caerphilly
cheddar tear for the final time
say goodbye to us and halloumi
Brian Bilston
Today’s poem is called ‘Brie Encounter’.
Sorry about this one.
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