Legend Dan Hoffman

That pretty much describes every Facebook group.

Would Canada just invade us already and get this shit over with?

Some real shit - I used to play Standard (Type One) back when that was legal... Along with Dark Ritual AND shadow creatures. You don't EVER tap about against that deck.

Nice view from the ER. Happy New Year!

But Musk can still be next, right?

Okay, but also...

You shouldn't rejoice when a bad person dies, but you most definitely do not have to feel sad about it.

The queen of England now controls a giant death robot.

Am I talking about the real world or Civ 6?

I missed a star trek joke?

Saw this guy right across the street from my house.

Not that Facebook is listening to my every move, but my wife gave me some cute Ninja Turtle figures. I mentioned it was missing a Donatello. She then said she was going to Five Below.

My next Facebook ad was "You can buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures at Five Below!"

Today is Small Business Saturday! Go out and show your local small businesses some love!

Black Friday is over. Now I sleep until tomorrow, when Small Business Saturday kicks my ass yet again.

Yeah. She's a better person than he is. That was never in question. The problem is, his supporters LIKE how crappy a person he is. That's what they're cheering for. Trump gives them permission to be crappy people as well.

Today, I want for nothing.

What's it like? I need a new game.

The eating has begun.

Come on, son. You know full well he would never do his own work like that. He'd hire someone else to dig the hole, then not pay them.

Meeple decided to throw himself away.

If global warming isn't real, why is my city in Civ 6 underwater?

We've got a ton of deals, sales, and promos planned for this weekend! Stop in on Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, or Sunday this weekend to take advantage of everything!

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes has a musical? Why am I just learning this now?

Yeah, but what are we gonna do about it? Storm the capitol?

Oh man, I can't even tell you how much of my childhood was spent in front of that TMNT video. I remember renting the sequel, watching it, watching it again, then watching #1 and #2 after it, and it was one of the best days of my 8 year old life.

I've been scrolling Bluesky all day, and haven't seen one person declaring the earth to be flat.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna like it here.

I told that side of my family that the reason I don't come to reunions or Christmas anymore is because I know full well that if Trump ever gave the order to kill all the Jews, they'd give him my address.

Don't be afraid to call a Nazi a Nazi. Burn that bridge. You don't want to cross it again anyway.

Oh, you missed it. Twitter is over there ------>

Are you taking a bath in wine?

Serena was spending the night at my dad's yesterday. They went fishing and caught 12 fish each! She was supposed to be dropped off at noon, but Serena decided she wanted to make dinner for her grandparents, so we don't get her back until 5.