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The type of people who would send mail with a phone number to call are the same people whose emails look like phishing attempts.

I know what the OTHER one is!

It is estimated that 75% of all silent films and half of all films with sound made before 1950 have been lost forever

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

Puns are bad: the lowest form of humor.

The clue should have been a lack of a life story to introduce the recipe.

One, two guardsmen stand before you (that's what I said now). Guardsmen, guardsmen will implore you (to go ahead now). One speaks truth within his talking (he seems well read now). This one is lying when he's squawking (they're in your head now).

You can moderate nudity in the moderation settings. Cheese and beef is blurred for me on main and I need to tap it to unblur.

If I already have an insatiable list for pickles, do I just die of want if I go on HRT?

For sale. Hundreds of pounds of baby clothes. Never worn.

Pokemon Red and Blue ad Gamefreak Gameboy 1998

Pokemon Red and Blue ad (1998)

#retro #art #gaming #Pokemon

Pants

I know I've complained about this on here before, but it bears repeating: why does my car have 4 vaganias?

U play Modern? I play Post-Modern. Last finals, an Azorius player stripped naked. Rakdos player called a judge cause she didn't want to see her opponent's scars. The judge said they wouldn't allow it, but didn't stop anyone. I don't remember how it ended but it was supposed to teach human nature.

oh hey, Canadians, here's a petition you might want to sign
(i've gone pretty much exclusively to petitions on ourcommons. I suspect the others aren't much more than mailing list nets.)

I like to call this one, "don't tell me what to buy, Mastercard"

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Quality Rep: Hey!
Me: (Immediately on high alert) What's wrong? What's happening?
Quality: Does something need to be wrong for me to say "Hi"?
Me: Yes, usually.

Bowl of edamame and 3 sets of sushi rolls on a table with my husband sitting across the table.

All you can eat sushi! Will it be worth the cost? Probably not!

All Harpoonists Are Bastards

YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel

youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?...

Meta-mucinex: because nothing should come between your nose and your colon.

Poster for the 1979 Film Adaptation of The Rose of Versailles

You know, I hear this flick isn't great, but I'll be damned if they didn't nail the look.

Practicing more piano and finding that the piano solo in Take Your Mama by the Scissor Sisters is unhinged. Right as I get Bennie and the Jets down I get a solo that is twice as fast and also plays on top of the guitar solo. I'll get it soon, but right now my fingers are tripping over themselves.

You used a-- um-- jedi mind-- wait that's the wrong franchise...

Thief!

I'm pretty sure I'm on every new song after we get harmonies for Queen

My "I will not jump in your car" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.

Today, a coworker asked if I wore bow-ties. I told him I didn't because I don't know how to tie them. He was surprised because the everything about me indicated that I would wear bow-ties. He then offered me a wooden bow-tie.

In other news, I am getting a wooden bow-tie.

weffjebster - Twitch some quick pre-race async checkin

I am playing in a Timespinner tournament! Go to twitch.tv/weffjebster to see me play with my partner Planeswater!