Mike M

Screenshot of the Teen Girl Squad Valentines special where they are drawn in red lines and jumping up and saying “IT’S VALENTIMES.” So and so mumbles “-tines!”

YouTube video by Dimension 20 Shorts Laws Are Threats #shorts

Obligatory: youtube.com/shorts/bmaoN...

a young boy is sitting in front of a shelf with toys and says `` let 's see where were we ? '' ALT: a young boy is sitting in front of a shelf with toys and says `` let 's see where were we ? ''

What this week has felt like:

They got extra shells! It's STRATEGY!

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating

A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.

Frig, my new monitor has an annoying flashing blue LED light when in standby

anyway, i’m at the point where people starting new substacks/remaining on substack really bums me out but can’t spend a ton of energy getting mad about it. bigger fish to fry and all. it just confuses me how so many continue to ignore the evidence of how much they suck.

Owen Wilson, Bud Cort, and Bill Murray as characters in Wes Anderson’s The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Bud Cort notably played the Bond Company Stooge.

RIP to the best Bond Company Stooge that there has ever been. I’ve never known one to stick their neck out like that.

He was crowdfunding his treatments. James couldn’t afford his health care.

A drawing of an explosion that sends several dozen Invader ZIM characters hurtling toward us. A harrowing scene!

CAN YOU BELIEVE next month marks the 25th anniversary of Invader ZIM? It’s true! The show premiered March 30, 2001. Crazy to think I went straight from the womb to drawing deformed children at Nickelodeon! #invaderzim

Photo of one of the Epstein survivors who has showed up to Bondi's hearing. She is raising her hand in response to a question about who has NOT been contacted by the DOJ. She is also staring at Bondi (who is out of frame) with an absolute look of righteous wrath that... let's just say I'm glad I'm not on the receiving end LOL.

paaaaam... you are not getting out of this lol

In the wake of a massive confirmation that the tech industry’s run by deranged pedophiles, not a single tech platform should have the balls to start demanding ID and enacting invasive policies.

Yet they continue. They’re the ones being outed as dangerous and we’re the ones being regulated.

THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY.

I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.

That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.

My favorite Pete & Pete episode! I need to get out to the coast at the end of the summer and fight the ocean just like Little Pete and Artie

kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him . Alt: Kermit the Frog is freaking out on stage with a red curtain behind him.

Couldn't sleep so I caught the new Muppet Show, back in bed and can't get the theme song out of my head now!

An image showing 15 illustrations of birds paired with dinosaur skulls. Below each reads the words "Dinosaurs Survived!" with the geological formations and locations of each.

Dinosaurs Survived!

All 15 designs so far.

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The plan is to fragment our communities because they realized central hubs cause large scale information exchange and revolt.

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

Monday got hands. Tomorrow already looking like a shitshow. I'm so tired. Weekends need to be longer.

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

Im sorry did young robert's trials and tribulations teach these people nothing

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

Meeeeow

Sabrina Carpenter and Miss Piggy hugging

Unexpected yuri in my Muppet Show

so many chores done in the past hour with this running at max volume!

A screenshot from The Simpsons A package of ham hanging on a rack with the expiration date "EXP. FEB 6. 1989"

Happy Expired Ham Day

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

A vinyl album titled: "Songs I Like by Dick Van Dyke" next to a turntable with a Fhqwhgads slipmat.

Busting out the real ~Bangers~ today