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Mike M

@dosmas.bsky.social

He/Him/They twitch.tv/mikeymet My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government.

1,776 Followers  |  842 Following  |  1,610 Posts  |  Joined: 08.06.2023  |  1.9727

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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake

02.11.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1883    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 21

It is truly the most American thing that the World Series MVP needs a translator to take his post game interview

02.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 764    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 15

Announcer saying "Kershaw means so much to this organization" Fuck that. Speak for yourself. I've been a fan since the days of Fernando. Not only does Kershaw shit the bed when it matters most in the postseason he's a dick.

09.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

The 2025 World Series had an average of 10.57 innings per game

02.11.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nah, he doesn't really care about MLB, he's more interested in the minors

02.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Alan Wake 2

01.11.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4384    πŸ” 1329    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 7

They're really neat stickers!

01.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sailor Mars shopping-cart surfing with the caption: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

Sailor Mars shopping-cart surfing with the caption: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

Hey.

31.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2509    πŸ” 1095    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9

Need Shohei to start growing a Tom Selleck 'stache already

01.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frog guts!

01.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

01.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10733    πŸ” 1895    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 109
Zoey from HUNTR/X print by @matthtaylor.com on super shiny sparkly paper!

Zoey from HUNTR/X print by @matthtaylor.com on super shiny sparkly paper!

Friggin' love this Zoey! She's absolutely glowing!!! Thank you @matthtaylor.com for the rad HUNTR/X art!

01.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€’@dracula please delete. ur a count
4:16 PM β€’ 6/2/16

andyβ„’ β€’@dracula please delete. ur a count 4:16 PM β€’ 6/2/16

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

31.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6509    πŸ” 877    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 9
Bunch of Draclias (and They're All Playing Flute)  // Official Music Video
YouTube video by Tom Cardy Bunch of Draclias (and They're All Playing Flute) // Official Music Video

undead..... boiiiiiiiii!!!!

31.10.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic have a kid trick or treating dressed up as a book. Caption, I'm that book you've been meaning to read

A comic have a kid trick or treating dressed up as a book. Caption, I'm that book you've been meaning to read

πŸ‘»πŸ“š

30.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 12
Fanart of the character Gizmoduck from DuckTales standing confidently.

Fanart of the character Gizmoduck from DuckTales standing confidently.

Artober Day 28: Gizmoduck (DuckTales)

29.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 377    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Amazing work!

30.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A white McDonald's Halloween boo bucket filled to brim with fast food sauce packets.

A white McDonald's Halloween boo bucket filled to brim with fast food sauce packets.

The trick-or-treaters in my apartment complex are going to be eating good this Halloween!

30.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Americans are losing spending power, say researchers: Most can no longer afford a 'minimal quality of life'
Published Fri, Jun 13 2025 12:18 PM EDT
The 10 richest Americans got $365 billion richer in the past year. Now they're on the verge of a huge tax cut
By Matt Egan, CNN
Updated 6:23 AM EDT, Wed May 21, 2025

Americans are losing spending power, say researchers: Most can no longer afford a 'minimal quality of life' Published Fri, Jun 13 2025 12:18 PM EDT The 10 richest Americans got $365 billion richer in the past year. Now they're on the verge of a huge tax cut By Matt Egan, CNN Updated 6:23 AM EDT, Wed May 21, 2025

Hmmmmmm

12.08.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 903    πŸ” 275    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 15
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Presenting: NO MORE BLADES IN YUCATÁN. Available now: ko-fi.com/jarredlujan

29.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 17

Absolutely frustrating to the highest degree to watch the administration leverage people's ability to eat as a political move and we still have to debate who the bad guys are

28.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

28.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11953    πŸ” 2737    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 67
The due up lineup card:
9. Call
1. Ohtani
2. Betts

The due up lineup card: 9. Call 1. Ohtani 2. Betts

no no that was Ippei

28.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

ughhhhhhh... Kershaw

28.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s a segment from the very first season of The Muppet Show, featuring the mighty Paul Williams, showing how sincerity and genuine emotion was given room to breathe amidst the Muppet chaos...

14.03.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
A finished bowl of curry rice and tokkuri of warm sake on a black countertop

A finished bowl of curry rice and tokkuri of warm sake on a black countertop

It worked!

27.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
work in progress, a witch holding a ghost cat in the trees.

work in progress, a witch holding a ghost cat in the trees.

27.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4724    πŸ” 742    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7

Curry rice and warm sake will fix me, surely

27.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Futurama shot of executives being fed into a meat grinder and becoming a pink powdery mist.

Futurama shot of executives being fed into a meat grinder and becoming a pink powdery mist.

A blue can of Torgo's Executive Powder being held by Prof Farnsworth

A blue can of Torgo's Executive Powder being held by Prof Farnsworth

We could fix all this bullshit with just one product.

27.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot from inside job where reagan ridley is on stage presenting with a screen that says β€œDELETE TWITTER” in red text that’s shrouded in fire

screenshot from inside job where reagan ridley is on stage presenting with a screen that says β€œDELETE TWITTER” in red text that’s shrouded in fire

26.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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