Penne is the worst. It’s the one most restaurants opt for since they can’t be arsed to cook any pasta properly.
22.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jetset.bsky.social
Positively bedeviled with meetings, etc. Sondheim approved. Ándale pues.
Penne is the worst. It’s the one most restaurants opt for since they can’t be arsed to cook any pasta properly.
22.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
19.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 17752 🔁 4004 💬 213 📌 166Oh thank goodness, me too.
20.10.2025 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you ever feel overwhelmed by the enormity of the atonement that will be required of us?
03.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 671 🔁 128 💬 24 📌 0My kid isn’t autistic bc of Tylenol, but bc my dad, who didn’t speak until he was 5, once noticed a picture of an 8,000-year-old Cuneiform tablet in my high school history textbook and said, “They printed that upside down and backwards” and then went back to correcting his students’ Ugaritic papers.
23.09.2025 03:01 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today
18.08.2025 07:12 — 👍 1410 🔁 367 💬 12 📌 90For women, ostensibly those men’s target audience, these outfits are very attractive. Which is why it will never not be hilarious that straight men consider these “gay.” Like, buddy, who are you really dressing for? Bc it seems like it’s to avoid the ridicule of men and not to attract/impress women
14.08.2025 00:01 — 👍 177 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0There’s growing evidence that Pete Hegseth does not believe women are full citizens of the republic. (And, relatedly, that he does not believe women are really people.)
10.08.2025 00:50 — 👍 300 🔁 75 💬 23 📌 3usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
10.08.2025 03:36 — 👍 27350 🔁 5345 💬 413 📌 213I have driven that road many times and thought, “huh…this looks like a nightmare if it rains a whole lot.” NIGHTMARE.
31.07.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The irony here is most black Americans have ancestors who were here before those of most white Americans (to say nothing of indigenous Americans).
31.07.2025 16:51 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Finally watched SINNERS. It was great—but none of you mentioned DP Autumn Durald Arkapaw? What a GORGEOUS film! I can’t wait to see what she does next.
28.07.2025 03:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0JUNTA VIRUS. What are you talking about humane????? I want a cat so bad. Damn my horrific cat allergies bc a mouser is the answer for everything.
28.07.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Discovered a pile of sunflower seeds underneath my car hood. That means squirrels—or more likely, mice. Went browsing for traps and WTF are you talking about “humane” traps for mice?? I want them all dead and gone!! What are we doing?? The enmity for mice and rodents should be total and complete!!
28.07.2025 00:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Our political media is simply not equipped to handle a situation where the voters were unambiguously wrong in a way which morally implicates the electorate.
23.07.2025 02:33 — 👍 2471 🔁 720 💬 45 📌 29Every time we’re forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool.
19.06.2020 23:38 — 👍 559 🔁 80 💬 11 📌 2Someone in my life was posting Rothschild banking conspiracies—is it the 1840s all over again????
21.07.2025 05:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Newt is absolutely one of the men who practically single-handedly destroyed this country and I don’t know why we don’t treat him with disgust and disdain at every possible moment. The man is a cancer. He shouldn’t get to enjoy a moment’s peace.
08.07.2025 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Three separate graphs showing how congress has gone hyper partisan from 1989 to 2013. In 1989, congress worked across the aisle. 2013, not so much. I wish I could find an updated version.
I think about this graphic a little too much. Thanks, Newt, for the hyper partisanship nonsense.
07.07.2025 23:09 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1Why is the funniest scene so far in And Just Like That the scene where Aiden’s kids meltdown and Carrie has to be around a real family fight? ☠️
03.07.2025 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A little disappointed we didn’t hold No Kings Day on Bastille Day. Seems like natural cross promotion and alliance to a far stronger brand. Instead we selected for The Terrors without the toppling…
23.06.2025 19:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the lesson of this isn't that tucker carlson is actually good but that you should ask these people basic factual questions instead of bullshit about politics
18.06.2025 02:52 — 👍 35627 🔁 6307 💬 741 📌 347Maureen McCormick!!
17.06.2025 22:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“He’s not a king. He was elected!”
k then why are you kneeling?
Regular liberal people must come to understand that there is no way you can appease Nazis and especially that there is no way that you can shrink yourself so they won't hurt you. Their main goal is to hurt you.
08.06.2025 22:57 — 👍 5558 🔁 1655 💬 44 📌 0Are people just now realizing Musk is high AF all the time?
31.05.2025 00:32 — 👍 5619 🔁 674 💬 352 📌 25My reaction after reading too much about Elon Musk today: danieldrezner.substack.com/p/go-the-fk-...
30.05.2025 21:54 — 👍 536 🔁 90 💬 20 📌 8Women who voted for Trump…
25.05.2025 01:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dedra Meero at the end of Andor.
Women who voted for Trump…
22.05.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0