Amanda

Cover of a novel called Dracutwig. The tagline mentions the “daughter of Dracula who has a body like Twiggy and turns into a vampire whenever she makes love.”

In honor of of the first day of Spooky Season, here's Dracutwig, a novel about Dracula’s daughter who becomes a Twiggy-inspired model in late 1960s Swingin’ London. This could have been a great Hammer, or maybe an Amicus, movie. But I think Twigula is a better name for the character.

There is still beauty in the world. (Monsanto, Portugal 📷 unknown.)

In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen

‘Yes, this is normal’ – CMAT ‘giving away Royal Family-style commemorative plates’ to celebrate new album Irish musician CMAT has announced that she is giving away Royal Family-style commemorative plates to mark the release of her new album tomorrow.

There'll be shapes thrown for those Dunboyne Diana plates, but sure who can blame people in fairness!

‘Yes, this is normal’ – CMAT ‘giving away Royal Family-style commemorative plates’ to celebrate new album | Irish Independent share.google/NxUbSgRt6Ru3...

PSA Going by the "Reeling in the years" I just happened upon, "a year or so ago", is actually 9-10 of your conventional earth years. Who knew? 🤷‍♀️ What's your favourite not so pedantic unit of Time?

Au contraire, anyone who first logged on after 1995 out, bring back l'hotel chat on netscape navigator IYKYK

You've convinced me, hen is in dollywood

I was on all for this, then you had me contemplating marrying big foot 🤔 as he could pick me up and carry me round like a rag doll and I'd get a tabloid front page in a wedding dress. You're a monster.

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Throwing an ask me anything anonymously out into the void, because I am once again tied to the laptop
ngl.link/amanda.coleen1

This sounds hyperbolic and I need every cis person following me, who thinks it is, to understand this is very much the reality in the UK.

Huge food recall in Ireland.

Ballymaguire foods recall. Listeria.

www.fsai.ie/getmedia/ae9...

Picture shows supervalu mac & cheese meal for one bowl

Picture shows list of FSAI recall products with supervalu mac and cheese highlighted in yellow, underlined in red.

Oh no speirgorm!
My dinner is on the FSAI recall list
Is listeriosis that bad?
I know someone has died, LHM
But just not sure dying is my worst option 🤷‍♀️

Native American nations gift rug for support during Covid Two Native American nations have gifted a handwoven rug to the people of Ireland to recognise the "kindness" shown to them during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Two Native American nations have gifted a handwoven rug to the people of Ireland to recognise the "kindness" shown to them during the Covid-19 pandemic

Sodastream

Pic shows the character Beverly Goldberg from the TV show the Goldbergs wearing a light blue jumper with a yellow duck on it surrounded by the words "I'm so flappy" in the living speaking with arms outstretched, index finger on left hand pointing up. A blonde head in left foreground obscures her right hand.

Who's a TV character you'd love to be friends with and why?
I'm gonna say Beverly Goldberg, I'm on The Goldbergs binge at the moment and if someone needs a loveable yenta in her life it's me 🤷‍♀️

What's one small thing you'd like to remember about today?
For me it was the free ice-cream in work 😋 🍦

Solely basing this on he taught us all to draw owls speirgorm, but Don Convoy is so far the best candidate I've heard mentioned for the arás. With Marian Keyes holding off to work with CMAT for video collaboration.

Apparently Paul Mescal has been listed as the 5th hottest man of all time by Harper's Bazaar. No disrespect to Paul, I'm happy for us to be romantically linked in the tabloids, but do Harper's Bazaar understand the meaning of "all time"?

Hey speirgorm, can we return the emergency factor 50 suncream to supervalu now that Irish summer is over?

Has anyone else recently been inundated with ads for Himalayian pink salt with 3 mystery grocery store ingredient weight loss or just me? It's like they believe if I take them, I'll look like I do in my last skeet.

AI version of perfected me in a gold dress posing seductively (I think) with my arm up and hand behind my head in a chair in what could be a hotel lobby. With text and icon pointing at a NGL ask me anything link

Me, in an deal world, waiting on ask me anything anonymously questions, which can be posed here
ngl.link/amanda.coleen1

Oh just logged in here for the first time in ages and see new follows 😊 thank you. Trying my best to get to the follow backs. I might even start regularly skeeting.

Absolutely glad it's really lashing this morning as I kinda like that, and I can't seem to find reason or enthusiasm to be in the world.

😆 Oh hardly, sadly, I doubt it's enough for that, how about a more modest Schönbrunn instead?

Independent headline: "Fugitive Sheep Escape Capture By Dressing Up As Kevin Bacon And Staging Impromptu Outdoors Performance of Footloose"

Roses are red
Doggies go woof

Might be better off with a quick exit

Picture shows old package containing potassium iodate tablets from the department of health and children

I still have these, be grand like

#speirgorm #wwiii

I saw a skeet claiming this place is devoid of craic and nonsense that once added a nice flavour to the bird place.

With that in mind, the euromillions is an estimated €250M this evening, what ridiculous folly would you do with that amount? We're talking a Fenicular for the Curragh here #speirgorm

Feel free to message the more conventional way too, that will also suffice.

AI version of me pictured in a roaring 1920s vintage style, hair and makeup in Black and white. Wearing a black coat with fur collar, satin gloves, white peals, delicately holding a cigarette in my right hand.

Ask me anything anonymously darlings, I do need the distraction to escape an existential crisis ngl.link/amanda.coleen1