jeremy

Guy I dated was always on about "validation" this "validation" that. Bro.... do I look like the valet

wedding fit selfie

again!

I feel sexy today nglllll

bucket list item completed: first to dance at a wedding to break the ice

a facebook message from Ten Thousand Bees that says "come outside"

bsky in my head has reached lmao level of pronunciation

My shoulder with a 3.5 inch plate to realign my collarbone. Looks really good.

"Science is cool" — Bill Nye

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

fight fascism now or lose brunch forever

brunch dies in darkness

250 years of brunch hang in the balance

God dammit the corpus is a proprietary dataset. Whatever.

AIPAC is absolutely trying to erase their tracks and not be a direct target anymore of so much anti-Zionist sentiment. Or could be some reorganization of their page? Doubt it.

Internet Archive does not include the pages I'm looking for, but interestingly enough a few popular LLMs have access to the data of these old pages of and have given me the data I need, even though they now cite dead links.

Doing a research project on AIPAC for a class and they have completely scrubbed their website of mostly all information that makes it so hard to look into. I last checked in a week ago and so many pages are gone now.

yes (1/39000)

that halftime show was AMAZING

No Kings includes Draft Kings

I lost five followers with this lmfaooooooo

I do not take the ones you already give me for granted I just want to bask in the splendor of your creations amen

dear lord give me a hot uncut latin man when i'm in costa rica amen

what the fuck are ferments

You know when I quoted this I didn't see the emoji. So i thought you were saying you're hot and you know it (you are)

me with zero muscle definition on week 1 of being back after i recover

i follow one of my professors on here and i found out he gets his news from bluesky so whenever he asks if we heard about something my hand always shoots up and i KNOW my participation grade is going to be incredible

I uhhh hello i need help with well i didn't make an appointment yet but my insurance was, well, i spoke to the lady yesterday about my problem and told me to call back ok bye do you want my name? Well i'll tell you when you call me i guess

i have no idea how to play monkey

hamburger, pizza

saying this as an ardent bernie bro

it's like bernie's "our revolution" that just asks for donations after emailing you about fucked up shit going on

just gonna die lfg

out of work for 11 weeks because i broke my shoulder lmao the government is gonna give me $280 a week

Cheese