Kelly

#merrical #merrin #calkestis
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#merrical
Yessss merrin, make him go stupid😈
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One day I wanna be able to look at the news and not feel a panic attack coming on.

Church and Salem were roughhousing

oh is someone learning that conservatives definitionally do not contribute culturally

I know exactly what the person was referring to when they said there was monsterfucking but it… wasn’t. As for the story, it was a dark fairytale. Idk why it had to be described as anything else. It was NOT gothic horror by any stretch of the imagination…

I read a book that someone mentioned had monsterfucking in it, and the blurb described it as gothic horror, and then not only did I not get any monsterfucking, it wasn’t even fucking gothic horror

Artwork of a Stegosaurus gleefully bounding after a monarch butterfly. The Stegosaurus has orange and black patterning that matches the butterfly and the plates on its back look like monarch wings.

"Butterfly Effect" is by far my favorite piece I've ever drawn. I know I keep sharing it, but I just hope it brings joy when people see it.

(Plus I don't have a whole lot of new art to share.)

#paleoart #sciart

No, no, this is perfectly comprehensible behavior: everyone knows nighttime is the right time for the zoomiest zoomies.

is it good. well i can't actually tell you that because it reached into my guts and possessed me demonically. i can't give any objective opinion

GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse

ME IN 2025: ah, okay

I think I've gotten to most people’s questions, and I promised I'd talk about influences on Emmrich and the Mourn Watch before wrapping this up. So here we go!

It took me while to figure out Emmrich's character voice. I'm happy with where I landed, but he was a tough one. A few books helped me out.

On the one hand I understand that it’s just a step toward further censorship by the (US) government but on the other, yeah, I won’t miss the weird self-censoring that app caused…

i bet when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point please do not unfollow me

what makes a pose erotic?

Nothing is more effective as a game walkthrough than an enormous plaintext document from gameFAQS dot com.

The is is legit one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.

make them beg to please you

On the one hand, the national weather service, the governor, the mayor, and emergency services are begging people to stay home

On the other my job has still not decided to tell non-essential employees stay home and will in fact still be penalizing anyone who calls in…

A large silver tabby Maine coon cat loafed, eyes closed, ears forward

He chilled out

A large silver tabby Maine coon loafed with his ears back and his eyes squinted

What even is this expression?

@seivarden.bsky.social I meant to say I finished the Tainted Cup and enjoyed. I also successfully guessed the assassin(s). And definitely agree that the Leviathans used to be humans… I mean, they mentioned the conzulates as being immortal and how they never stop growing…

I believe this storm is illegal to be viewed online in several of these states.

A large gray tabby Maine coon cat sleeping curled up with his head tucked in his paws

He got more snug

A large gray tabby Maine coon cat sleeping curled up sleeping

Church is sleepy today

He absolutely does not. He woke me up in the middle of the night recently when he flopped his 20lb ass over on my chest and knocked the wind out of me.

A long gray tabby Maine coon sleeping, facing away from the camera

He is Long Boi

A gray tabby cat and a tuxedo cat lying together on a blanketed lap

They’re actually getting along tonight

There are both fireworks AND thunder happening right now

Yeah I’m never gonna kill Davrin either. Sorry Harding. Sorry Taash.