cat

we share a brain stop complaining

on my knees begging for a chappell roan cameo in interview with the vampire season 3. i need her to be besties with rockstar lestat so bad

a black and white bird is standing in the grass ALT: a black and white bird is standing in the grass

Since we’re in a golden age of new Star Wars tv shows, I’ll again pitch “David Attenborough style nature documentaries but of fictional Star Wars creatures.”

No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.

this is probably what the first person to find a Platypus sounded like

i invite guillermo del toro to direct the first and everyone involved in troy (2004) to stay away from the last

hey hollywood if you’re listening i would like to request the following:
- a full out gothic horror starring sophie thatcher
-a well adapted modern day gatsby story focusing on the social commentary but not being weird about tiktok
-an iliad retelling with sam reid as achilles

It's alarming, and we must choose each other now.

Take mental and emotional health breaks as you need to.

Pick just a few things you care deeply about and give those your attention.

They want you to feel this way, like whatever you do, it won’t matter. Do not give them this power.

It is 2007. I’m playing LEGO Star Wars with my sister. She refuses to play as anything other than an Ewok.

It is 2025. I’m playing LEGO Star Wars with my girlfriend. She refuses to play as anything other than an Ewok.

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

i absolutely refuse to accept that there are people out there who enjoy water levels in video games

got addressed as “blonde girl with the cheese” today and i’m obsessed. it has such a ring to it

matched only by the joy of asking whether they’ve tried the medicine drug

A hand is holding up a paper with an illustration on it! The illustration features 20 Kermit drawings. They’re a little wonky!! They are all different shades of green and yellow green. There are stars and hearts surrounding the Kermits. The drawing is with ink and alcohol makers.

I drew Kermit from memory!

The David Bowie intro to The Snowman is so funny, imagine if tomorrow's Wallace and Gromit began with Harry Styles walking into an attic in a woolly jumper saying "hey did I ever tell you about the time I was a plasticine dog"

4 shelves of books: Shelf 1: A Curtain Twitcher's Book of Murder; Sandwich; The Other Valley; Orbital; Sometimes People Die; The List of Suspicious Things Shelf 2: Ink Ribbon Red; Falling Animals; All the Colours of the Dark; Freakslaw; Leading Man; William Shelf 3: Anyone's Ghost; Bored Gay Werewolf; The Betrayal of Thomas True; Guilty By Definition; The Pairing; The Actor Shelf 4: The Last Murder at the End of the World; The Examiner; The Husbands; Helle & Death; Death on the Lusitania; The Fellowship of the Puzzlemakers

Festive Giveaway! RT and follow by 5pm on Friday 27th December.

I’ll pick one lucky person from all entrants on Twitter and Bluesky.

One lucky person can pick either shelf 1, 2, 3 or 4 from my Bertvent books of the year as a New Year treat!

UK only.

inspired by Mr Beast, we're going to run a game show of our own
it's called Visit the Museum
participation is free/pay-what-you-want
every contestant wins a museum experience

also there are no losers

i wish the last week of work in december was like the last week of primary school at christmas. i want to glue glitter to things, have a carol service, and watch the polar express

happy finding surprises in coat pockets season to all who celebrate

at the rate i’ve been reading because of said slump, i’m not gonna finish them anyway and yet

trying to finish my reading challenges for the year is actively putting me into a reading slump but i can’t bring myself to abandon them 🫠

i’ve read glorious exploits and the centre and adored both! both 4* (4.75 and 4.25 respectively if you want to be specific) reads that i would highly recommend!

It’s almost like Mother Nature wants you to stay in and read. Best listen to her.

if there’s one thing about me, it’s that i love the mice that live on the london underground. nothing makes my day like seeing those lil guys just going about their business

I'm hyper critical of museums because I work so closely with them, but as spaces where you can go and literally just 'hang out' with ancient history they truly are unique.

Feeling down?
Go sit next to an old pot/fossil/painting.
It won't necessarily solve anything but it's still very grounding.

What if Ea-Nasir’s copper was fine and that tablet was just the Sumerian equivalent of a crazy Yelp review?

👀 can i get the recipe pls ?? may need to give it a go

thank u i literally said this exact phrase aloud like 10 mins ago

that sounds so tasty i’m so jealous

thank u !!! the bow was purchased specifically for art hoe pic potential i can’t lie

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.