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That Ilia Malinin is a bit special, isn't he?

#WinterOlympics

10.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Collective noun for them...

10.02.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and saying `` thank you '' . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and saying `` thank you '' .

Well, you were up until I read your Bleet.

10.02.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah blimey, who can wank for a whole hour, sod that...

10.02.2026 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pee-wee Herman's career as a travel writer never really took off, no idea as to why...

10.02.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man says ah i see in front of a hulu ad ALT: a man says ah i see in front of a hulu ad
10.02.2026 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Map thing?

10.02.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman touching a man 's face with the word schitts creek on the bottom left ALT: a woman touching a man 's face with the word schitts creek on the bottom left

Every morning I seem to be getting a new ProPal grifting account following me.

10.02.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Whilst I'm enjoying the Winter Olympics, I have to confess I'm finding those two commentators in the Women's Big Air rather difficult to follow.

#WinterOlympics

09.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blimey, thought I was looking at Jeremy Hilary Boob from Yellow Submarine for a minute there...!

09.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mr Blobby - The Crack Years

09.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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*Me, reading your Bleets*

08.02.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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*record scratch**freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

07.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'It quite clearly states you get a Corby trouser press in EVERY room'

07.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting on top of a piano in the dark . ALT: a man is sitting on top of a piano in the dark .

'Can I bring a mate? He's sound'

*The mate*

07.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*Mens Big Air commentator*

"BACKSIDE 1980!"

#WinterOlympics

07.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The finalists in the Men's Big Air event;

#WinterOlympics

07.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not keen on the latest Tena for Men advert.

07.02.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be double hard this year as I'm also giving up gaming. Might have to *gulp* do some reading to keep my brain occupied.

07.02.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'SUITS YOU SIR!'

07.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodnight Blooski!

07.02.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harold Windsor.

06.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harold Windsor.

06.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To think, 'The Tattoo artist Formerly Known As Brooklyn Beckham' was right there, too.

06.02.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Cape Fear' (Dir. Martin Scorsese, 1991)

06.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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'It quite clearly states you get a Corby trouser press in EVERY room'

05.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@oddthisday.bsky.social

Roses are Red,
Doobie was an old name for a Joint,

05.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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