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To be fair Lazerpig, having nothing witty to say doesn't stop a lot of people (including me) posting anyway.

09.02.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent ALT: mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent

The bollards have a taste for the fluids of supercars now?

05.02.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, fuck the Grand Rapids Griffins. Good to see a racist in charge πŸ™„

04.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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Andrew moves out of Royal Lodge home The former prince left Royal Lodge on Monday night and is living in a temporary property on the Sandringham Estate, the BBC understands.

He’s going to get his own show on GB News, isn’t he. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

04.02.2026 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
If the salary was genuinely competitive you'd include it in the job advert

anon_opin GOLD from 29th March 2024

If the salary was genuinely competitive you'd include it in the job advert anon_opin GOLD from 29th March 2024

We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

02.02.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

They'll either have a healthy, if dark, sense of humour or lifelong sleep disorders. Time will tell.

01.02.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do often wonder about you choice of hobbies, M'Lud.

31.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sitting watching this gif of Darren McCartney thoughtful but heated debate with Claude Lemieux and giggling to myself like a little schoolgirl. It takes me back.

Good times, man. Good times.

#LGRW

31.01.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your Lordship knows best of course.

31.01.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps it is not the best operational security for his Lordship to announce the dates of upcoming raids. πŸ˜„

31.01.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a stuffed fox wearing a green coat and tie is laughing ALT: a stuffed fox wearing a green coat and tie is laughing
31.01.2026 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You, sir, have a penchant for a banger of a tune at times.

30.01.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could never wat h that as a kid. I was shit scared of Yootha Joyce.

28.01.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Solid deal for Chiarot and the term and AAV seem pretty reasonable in the current salary cap environment. Ideally he plays bottom pair in the future and that seems a decent price for a good number 5 defence man.

28.01.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet it is paradoxically shocking that its almost February πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

27.01.2026 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Braverman says she feels like she’s β€œcome home”; ironic since her new party would tell her to β€œgo back home.”

26.01.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with red hair is smiling and making a peace sign while standing in a crowd . ALT: a man with red hair is smiling and making a peace sign while standing in a crowd .
25.01.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prashanth, you are are an intelligent and thoughtful man of science with facts and statistics on your side.You have my utmost respect. Yet I cannot help but fear that you're tempting fate and angering the hockey gods with these posts proclaiming Red Wings competence.πŸ˜„

25.01.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh this is good. This is very good.

09.01.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

My day was less eventful but I don't get to pet a dog at the end of it. You win.

24.01.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad you weren't involved in a car totalling incident for what that's worth, Ryan. My autistic son would be very miffed if he couldn't listen to WWP in the car on a Monday.

24.01.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A news headline which says "Football team for bereaved dads keen to expand"

A news headline which says "Football team for bereaved dads keen to expand"

This is an important and worthwhile venture but I am somewhat concerned that their expansion plans may involve somehow generating more bereaved dads.πŸ€”

24.01.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump To Europe: β€˜Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’

Trump To Europe: β€˜Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’

Trump To Europe: β€˜Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’

22.01.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3951    πŸ” 503    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 11

Moose, please accept my condolences for what that's worth from a person on the internet who doesn't know you but enjoys your work. Its important to remember that its OK not be OK. You are allowed to feel what you feel amd move at the pace you want where possible. Its part of the process.

22.01.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took an active interest in watching Great Pottery Throwdown with the Mrs, as I thought one of the contestants was cute. Had to keep up the pretence for subsequent series. She bought me a clay throwing experience for Christmas. No interest whatsoever.

20.01.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a banger of tune to start the playlist. Big respect πŸ™

15.01.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Four star wars imperial helmets.from left to right, Scout trooper, ATAT driver, Stormtrooper and TIE fighter pilot.

Four star wars imperial helmets.from left to right, Scout trooper, ATAT driver, Stormtrooper and TIE fighter pilot.

I call this my "Ewok Drumkit"

14.01.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That might be beyond my limited capabilities. πŸ˜„

13.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or putting you glasses on to make it easier to find your glasses.

Not that I have ever done such a thing.😬

13.01.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A watch with a custom dial using only numbers the Red Wings have retired or no longer use. Federov's number 91 is not on the dial.

A watch with a custom dial using only numbers the Red Wings have retired or no longer use. Federov's number 91 is not on the dial.

OK, so now the Red Wings have retired Federov's number should I redesign this watch or build a whole new one?πŸ€” #LGRW

13.01.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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