Kelly

White Texas Republicans are literally holding a Black woman, Rep Nicole Collier, hostage until she obeys them but tell me again how Kamala Harris' loss wasn't attributable to racism.

Imagine being a wolf just doing wolf things then a man yells that every day he wakes up and wishes you were dead 😭

orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

And 20 years ago I didn’t have ADHD. I was just a precocious child whose disruptive behaviors were dealt with by removing me from classes and social situations.

Look, just because we beat Cuomo tonight doesn't mean this is time to stop punching him in the junk.

Well done, NYC!

I know I’m a little late to the party, but Date Everything is very good.

Does… does he think nuclear submarines launch nuclear missiles?

Alexa, play Holiday by Green Day.

Same energy as the kid in collage who asked if I though women should be able to get forth trimester abortions.

I have rejection sensitivity disorder, I ask everyone if they hate me. 🥲

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

This morning I watched a grown man refuse to sign a dentist office cancellation policy bc it didn’t list an exceptions for emergencies.

It was such an awkward conversation that I was actually happy when they called my name to go see the dentist.

Princess twirls with Peach was the highlight of my Epic Universe trip last weekend 💖👑

Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval

Trump Pardons Tom Sandoval
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:)

I’ve lost 17 lbs since February, leading to the discovery that my belly button piercing didn’t actually close up, I was just having trouble getting jewelry through it previously bc of my belly fat.

So anyway now I’m a 34 yr old walking around with a new belly button ring that no one will ever see.

It looks so good!! 🌼

Periodic reminder:

HIPAA - The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act
HIPPA - The cool part of Pennsylvania
HIPA - Greeting for your dad
HIPPO - They are hungry, hungry.

She’s had some time to sit in the tanning bed this week I see 🙄

Congrats! Hope you are able to have some time to relax now (and not think about grades)!!

Oh god that Timmy’s is AWFUL.

the turtle pope from Elden Ring, a giant tortoise in a ruined church with a pope hat

vatican announces new pope:

Guess the cardinals were not very into rawdogging after all. 🤷‍♀️

Who wouldn’t want bicycle uppies from Pete Buttigieg???

Friendly reminder that MTG has never had a bill she proposed become law. She’s trying to fix that by introducing something that should have been a slam dunk with Rs on the majority in both chambers, and it still took the House 3 months to bring this to the floor. 😂

All these planes in the ocean have made me aware that submechanophobia is a thing (and apparently I may have it 😬)

MYTH: All autistic people are good at math. FACT: All autistic people are good at Wave Race 64.

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eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Just lost the half of a toenail that’s been threatening to fall off since my marathon in January, so I guess I’m a real runner now. 🙃