SSX Trichinosis

Everybody STOP going to the gym, KEEP spending 16 hours a day on your phone, and START drinking more alcohol because we're collectively changing all of our new years resolutions to routing the american empire and its pedophile ruling class this year instead

Its fall innit . . .

the virtual pet in my bolo tie will die if i don't embody the spirit and ethos of the cowboy lifestyle.

this is you btw

Mr. Beast has me living in a house built on the foundation of my failures and ensconced by the walls of my regrets, and if I don't leave for 30 days I get to be trapped inside forever

this show was a SCAM, it turns out when you do bisexual lighting IRL it just does purple, refund me please @ticketmaster.com

Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

that lonesome cowpoke is back in town posting yet again. get im boys

I just don't understand how they keep letting ridley scott get away with it. People love to blame studio meddling for blade runners theatrical flop, and yet conveniently forget how much audiences hated being trapped inside for an extra hour and half receiving Rachel's iconic updo.

how come NOBODY is talking about the part in gladiator 2 where a team of stylists floods the theatre, blocks the exits, and forcibly gives everyone in the audience paul mescal bangs??

thats really powerful. thats what i wanted . . .

James (the balatro clown) and I are amicably separated but I wish him nothing but failure and ruin during this awards season

john berger you can't be saying this to me when I have a job interview at a place that serves seafood towers in 3 hours

screenshot of a newspaper headline reading "NYC TO OUTLAW DOG-OVEN PIZZA" above a picture of a small chihuahua with a pizza slice in its mouth, and a medium sized dog licking an entire pizza. the article continues "The celebrated treat, where 50 dogs lick a pizza for up to one year until it becomes warm, is being called 'questionable' by City Council, despite its tradition in the city. "

"tell me a little about yourself"

crossposting here and in the patient portal

incredible!! injured and breathless white boy prone on forest floor makes impassioned plea for mercy in perfect mandarin, SHOCKS pursuing cabal of cloaked figures

good morning bisky

the frollo blingee is a good vintage

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

the other ones blanket us always. sorry for the confusion

the night times

wow the dark times are here legiterally

this is true but i dont know anything about it

“America’s just too evil to bother trying to do anything with” is a real convenient position to land on if your goal is inaction

just something about these guys that really gnaws into and forcibly infests peoples hearts ❤️🐀