@philbraun.bsky.social
Phil Braun #viralphil Atlanta
The bank will give them to you
17.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I apologize there’s still some Bozo makeup on my blazer
17.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Phil Braun joined the show with a special report from the U.S. Capitol Building 🇺🇸
17.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0It’d be cool if the let you go down inside a coffin
17.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RIP Robert Duvall I loved how totally bald you were at all times
16.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 522 🔁 22 💬 17 📌 2
Geddython!
Image from: Geddython III: ArmaGeddon: The State of the Tweet - # 186
16.02.2026 12:01 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This is too disturbing
16.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I decline to celebrate
16.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes
15.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A smile comes to Melania’s face as she imagines her husband rushing in between the kitchen stations…stirring, chopping, mincing, with frantic energy just to make sure everything’s just right. “Almost ready!” he yells out nervously.
15.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Melania is asked not to enter the dining room yet, but she smells the prosciutto cooking on the skillet and knows Don’s making her favorite carbonara dish, the one that stole her heart so many years ago. She swoons slightly, closes her eyes, and lets the waves of romantic love crash on her shore. 🌹
15.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Donald Trump has been busy laying out a trail of rose petals that lead to a secluded, private table inside the WH for Melania to find. He has carefully lit 2 candles, & is still wearing an apron while he frantically prepares a special pasta dinner for his beloved wife.
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Amazing
15.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Slam dunk contest? Looks more like the slam *miss* contest..smh
15.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Supposed to be 70 F next week
15.02.2026 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
14.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
We need a people’s joker video game
14.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Zaxbys and a giant moon egg.
14.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Breaking News: sources say we will see Sam Elliott’s bush in Season 3 of Landman!
It will be the first sighting since we saw it in “Road House”
I couldn’t say
12.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes
11.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t have any connections to Baylor
11.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hate Miss piggy
11.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can name 100 muppets
11.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I did, and it was
11.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
11.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Muppets can go to hell
11.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 9 📌 1Good night
10.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I already broke this news
09.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0There’s people in those bushes!
09.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
