Re-Animator

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

I hate when history repeats

I just need to know how a disarmed man being held down by five ICE agents is posing a lethal threat to anybody and where the f*** are the Epstein files?

lol loving the new welcome message outside the employee parking entrance to the ICE headquarters in Phoenix.

“FUCK ICE”
“PIGS WORK HERE”

Award winning

Northern Lights over Greenland 🇬🇱

I’m just waiting for Tether’s audit to happen.

The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.

Are artists right to boycott the “Trump-Kennedy centre”? The row illuminates the role of art in divisive times

A boycott is afoot at a flagship cultural institution in Washington, DC. The ruckus sheds light on the role of artists in divisive times. Must the show always go on—or should artists pull the plug?

Maxwell gave a “special shoutout” to Laura Loomer for boosting him during this campaign. Also even though they’re all over local politics at every other level, this *may* be the first Turning Point Action staffer elected as a member-at-large here.

Yesterday was the Maricopa County Republican Committee annual meeting where R.C. Maxwell was elected as a member of the MCRC board. Maxwell works with TPUSA, describes himself as an “operative” for Laura Loomer, previously worked with Project Veritas, and is part of the new Pentagon press corps.

Only if they had kids!!

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Just show up like this. It’ll go great.

Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion

Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/

LOL - here in Phoenix we hear all about the cops’ de-escalation training they receive, and then they set another annual record for civilians shot by cops. And they recently hired a January 6th insurgent to the force!

Oh look - JUUL vapes, cannabis, crypto, and…EWWW, JP Morgan?? It’s like hell’s sewer created a Super PAC.

This right here! Jets on the road going to Buffalo, and the line is Buf by 8?? Easy money

Now I need to see their web search history. And I wish my DMs were this interesting.

I remind myself that on the plus side there’s a good chance some of my offending neighbors will start the new year with fewer fingers than they started with.

My wife is the master of thank you cards in my house. My family would have written me off decades ago if it weren’t for her.