cawickadee

You have to take time out to have some fun. If you don't have people, you need a pet. Do the crazy, dangerous stuff when you're young and heal easily. It's harder when you fall off your ebike at 63. Don't put blinders on when it comes to finding love. Everyone has baggage.

We're in Hillsboro and love it up here. Aren't you glad to be living in one of the few somewhat sane states? I have a friend in medieval Alabamistan. It's like another country down there.

If you hang your flag upside down in distress, no one will think that you're MAGA. That's what a patriot does in a time of constitutional crisis. It really sucks that a cult changed the meaning of hanging a flag, but I wouldn't want to be confused with the bad guys.

Here's a collection of clever and funny protest signs for inspiration. Please add more.

When you're a female, it's the gravity that really gets you. It's scary what happens when you get old. Only on the space station would I pass the pencil test.

It's just an aesthetic thing. They are designed well, or the world wouldn't be so overpopulated.

If any of our parts embarrassed God, then he obviously has a sense of humor. I mean, just look at our genitals. We ladies are lovely but men look kind of ridiculous.

Don't you know that to fix a cybertruck, you need illegal Alien Tape?

What a beautiful shot! Wood ducks are stunning. I saw a pair of wood ducks the other day, riding my bike by the Fernhill Wetlands in Forest Grove, Oregon.

We have the same problem here with great blue herons. We've tried everything. Now we just buy about 100 baby goldfish a year, and some of them actually end up getting big.