That’s why I use a dishwasher

We should merge Ellie Goulding and Pixie Lott. Times are tough and surely we don't need both.

Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog..
Wait for it…. 😂🤣

I’ve not aged, just ripened

President Macron, "There are 300,00 French people living in the UK and 150,000 British people living in France"

"Let's work together in order to facilitate the exchange of citizens, researchers, intellectuals, artists"

"Let's allow our children to have the same opportunities we had"

Sideways?

The Salt Path (post-credits scene):

*Moth & Raynor Winn enter their home to find Hannah Ingram-Moore & Johann Hari waiting for them*

Hari: "I'm putting together a team."

Window Watch | Norwich City Transfer News (4th July 2025) | Mathias Kvistgaarden latest YouTube video by The PinkUn

📺 The lads unpack all the latest #NCFC transfer news 🔰

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

Always nice when flung

Love will tear us apart by David Cadmore on Apple Music Playlist · 23 Songs

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From today's Guardian Quiz:
What links Politician Leanne Wood, poet Simon Armitage; artist Cold War Steve; writer Mari Hannah?
Many of you will know. Answer at 11 am

One more signature added

I know it’s a bit hot but we’re a little slow with the #parkypetition today - just 400 signatures when we need c630 by 0845 tomorrow to keep on track for 100,000 by September 10. Please get your friends to sign!

Faulty jump leads?
Don’t get me started

Beer Guide London - 17/11/2024 - Google My Maps https://www.beerguideldn.com/index.php

For those of you who are new followers, or have moved across, here is the link to the London Beer Guide Google map.

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#Lacons proper beer

Half the battle is helping people discover we exist! Do you know anyone who would enjoy following our guide to the best pubs and bars in Europe? Please 🙏 give us a repost if so.

He lived to be 154!!!

PERSON OF THE DAY. 18 May 1980. Ian Curtis died (aged 23). The cause of death was determined as suicide. He was lead singer and lyricist of post-punk band Joy Division, and recorded 2 albums with the group: Unknown Pleasures and Closer. The 3 surviving band members renamed themselves New Order.

🤔 Would Gary O’Neil be a good fit for #NCFC?

🔍 Analysis👇🔰

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The search for #NCFC's new head coach continues... 🔎

The lads unpack all the latest rumours ⤵️

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Oh the Snails on Joyland IYKYK

Things that never happened

I’d go for something I haven’t seen today, the sun and a pint of Steerage

Staffordshire

Birmingham brewing company